I pulled a Slat

[theoak01]

me and my buddies ran out of booze last night so we decided we would head over to the local ballet.

drinking a bit,my buddies are being morons tossing around cash trying to get ass(shit I rhymed) Im like meh whatever,and this one hot stripper wanted me to go for a dance,Im like nah thats ok,then she offers to take me back for free,so im all whatever sure,thinking that if she wants me back there that bad its bound to be good,or shes gonna fucking be scandalous and try and say i wont pay,but I had cash so I went.

we get back there,she dances on me for an hour,shooting the shit,then she tells me she wants to give me her number so we can get together ,so I get it,she doesnt charge me for the dances,then she hangs out with us the rest of the night,we left a bit before closing,and she made it very clear i have to call her this week ,so I called today and she wants to get together tomorrow night.

I think im gonna get fucked by a stripper,which is ok by me

 

[feisty11975]

You go boy!!! Use a glove!

 

[jackangel]

p to the ics

 

[theoak01]

ill post pics if I hit it dude,dont worry.

ill definately be wrapping that shit,as much as I hate them I dont want to get no fucking friends

 

[mountain muscle]

You total slut. You know she gets charged for the dances yes?

Strippers rule!

 

[theoak01]

nah not where we are,they dont have a house fee to take anyone in the back,they just get paid really shitty for their dancing on stage.

and yes im a total slut,but ive always wanted to hook up with a stripper after slat came posting his adventures

 

[Frisky]

She poppin she rollin' she rollin'
She climbin' that pole and
I'm in love with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm in love with a stripper

 

[theoak01]

as tina turner once said,whats love got to do with it

 

[mountain muscle]

nah not where we are,they dont have a house fee to take anyone in the back,they just get paid really shitty for their dancing on stage.

and yes im a total slut,but ive always wanted to hook up with a stripper after slat came posting his adventures

Strippers are awesome fun, just don't fall for one. Trust me on this.

BTW red wings suck ya slut.

 

[theoak01]

just wait now that we have bertuzzi my man,he is a scumbag but talented.

oh how i miss the days when claude played and got beaten badly for being the dirtiest fucker ever.

oh and if this stripper wanted to id let her bump a rail off my cock,while fliming with my cam phone and then id post it

 

[mountain muscle]

just wait now that we have bertuzzi my man,he is a scumbag but talented.

oh how i miss the days when claude played and got beaten badly for being the dirtiest fucker ever.

oh and if this stripper wanted to id let her bump a rail off my cock,while fliming with my cam phone and then id post it

Fuck bertuzzi his bullshit is worse than anything Claude ever did. Beaten badly? lol. McCarty broke away from the refs and took a long roundhouse at Claude.
RWS.

 

[theoak01]

play offs are soon,im better we go furhter then the avs like usual

 

[the_clockwork]

hells ya

 

[jackangel]

what's her position on the quebec separatist movement?

 

[mountain muscle]

play offs are soon,im better we go furhter then the avs like usual

This year, probably.

Bad year for my teams anyway. Avs made some poor choices all year.

BTW, farther in the playoffs without winning is still losing.

 

[theoak01]

This year, probably.

Bad year for my teams anyway. Avs made some poor choices all year.

BTW, farther in the playoffs without winning is still losing.

very true

jack-i hope she wants to kick them all out and take the land for ourselves but we will see.

 

[mountain muscle]

Oak what happned with the last job thing bro? I have been slacking.

 

[theoak01]

well i quit that travelling shit and I work in a group home now for female young offenders,pretty tough job mentally but i want to use it as a stepping stone to work in corrections as im basically a social worker but a guard aswell,we sometimes have to restrain the kids so they dont hurt themselves or others and there are no cells which make it more challanging then working in a actual prison

 

[mountain muscle]

well i quit that travelling shit and I work in a group home now for female young offenders,pretty tough job mentally but i want to use it as a stepping stone to work in corrections as im basically a social worker but a guard aswell,we sometimes have to restrain the kids so they dont hurt themselves or others and there are no cells which make it more challanging then working in a actual prison

Ahh, last I remember reading they were only going to give you pt hours so I was wondering.
When they misbehave do you make them wear a red wings jersey and sit in the corner?

 

[theoak01]

lol its classified part time but i still work like 25 days a month,just a difference in pay and benifits,ill likely move up to full time eventually.

when these kids are bad i wish it was so easy to put a jersey on them and sit them in the corner,but these kids break everything or try and self harm

 

[theoak01]

tonight be the night boo ya

 

[Cutiebaby]

Awesome.
Post pics!

 

[theoak01]

lol oh i will