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I offically have a wife............

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Evil_Frisky

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Yes... A wife!

Its temporary but heck.. this is soo cool. I was a wife for eleven years and now I know why my X was so upset when I left.

Got home last night my house was cleaned and laundry done... SWEET! Tonight I am not feeling all that well.. so she cooks supper! This is the SHITZ! Shes preforming all her wifey duties just excellent! And for all you perv's NO... theres no sex, wifes don't have sex... hehe

I always said If I found myself single again.. I'd just get me a wife to take over my wifey duties..... I think she's a keeper.
 
Dang, I need one of those but I want one that comes with some sexin.

:p
 
DAMN!! i want a wife.
she can organize me and all that other stuff. is she perty too? did she make dinner?? I WANT ONE!
 
Sugarplum said:
DAMN!! i want a wife.
she can organize me and all that other stuff. is she perty too? did she make dinner?? I WANT ONE!
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Yes shes cute! She made crawfish etouffe.. I could only have a tiny bit of it over my chicken but it was :p.

Sugar.. I think we need to market this! We could make a killing :chomp:
 
Smurfy said:
my sentiments exactly.
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She doesn't DL but Ill teach her how to load the bar and have the chalk ready at my command! :evil:
 
my MOM is always teling me i need a wife. I'm not sure if she's actually encouraging me to go lesbian, or if she just knows my plate is very full and i'm not the most organized person around.
What would we offer the 'wives' as compensation? citizenship?
 
Sugarplum said:
my MOM is always teling me i need a wife. I'm not sure if she's actually encouraging me to go lesbian, or if she just knows my plate is very full and i'm not the most organized person around.
What would we offer the 'wives' as compensation? citizenship?
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hmm...... Compensation.. we will give them a place to live! Thats good eh? If we do mail order .. yes, citizenship ;)

Now If I could find a husband as willing to wash the car, take out the garbage and mow the lawn.. just sex and no commitment! I'd be in heaven ;)
 
Frisky said:
hmm...... Compensation.. we will give them a place to live! Thats good eh? If we do mail order .. yes, citizenship ;)

Now If I could find a husband as willing to wash the car, take out the garbage and mow the lawn.. just sex and no commitment! I'd be in heaven ;)
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i don't think you'll have a problem babe.
:)
i want that stuff too, but with the committment. :)
 
Sugarplum said:
i don't think you'll have a problem babe.
:)
i want that stuff too, but with the committment. :)
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well... the commitment will come later! Right now I want to just to be free ;)
 
Frisky said:
Yes... A wife!

Its temporary but heck.. this is soo cool. I was a wife for eleven years and now I know why my X was so upset when I left.

Got home last night my house was cleaned and laundry done... SWEET! Tonight I am not feeling all that well.. so she cooks supper! This is the SHITZ! Shes preforming all her wifey duties just excellent! And for all you perv's NO... theres no sex, wifes don't have sex... hehe

I always said If I found myself single again.. I'd just get me a wife to take over my wifey duties..... I think she's a keeper.
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We need a pic for clarification of said "wife."

Wait, this isn't just your alter personality is it?


And about wifes not having sex, well, they just aren't having it with their husbands, right? :confused:
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
My last 3 got seized in customs :whatever:
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:lmao:

Did they box her up right?
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
My last 3 got seized in customs :whatever:
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www.realdoll.com; made in America. She don't clean but she takes it in every orifice 7 days a week............or so I've heard.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
We need a pic for clarification of said "wife."

Wait, this isn't just your alter personality is it?


And about wifes not having sex, well, they just aren't having it with their husbands, right? :confused:
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No shes real.. blond hair hazel eyes cutie pie!

LOL.. well bout the said wifes having sex.... no one told me I wasn't supposed to have sex with my husband. I think they took that chapter out of being a good wife for dummies handbook. :chomp:
 
Frisky said:
Did they box her up right?
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Nah, the bloody cretins. They didn't even use tape :smash:. 12 Dollars down the drain...
Couple more years of this and I may have to go to the middle east and get one myself.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Nah, the bloody cretins. They didn't even use tape :smash:. 12 Dollars down the drain...
Couple more years of this and I may have to go to the middle east and get one myself.
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Well If mine doesn't work out she may be on the market soon.. just a bit ago I think she back talked me :rolleyes: I won't tolerate that kind of behavior :chomp:
 
Frisky said:
Well If mine doesn't work out she may be on the market soon.. just a bit ago I think she back talked me :rolleyes: I won't tolerate that kind of behavior :chomp:
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You need to order the *Mute* model next time.
 
Frisky said:
Well If mine doesn't work out she may be on the market soon.. just a bit ago I think she back talked me :rolleyes: I won't tolerate that kind of behavior :chomp:
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I'd gladly take her off your hands :)
I'll take good care of her. I'm nice, gentle, and sweet..when I'm not in the middle of a cycle.
 
Frisky said:
hmm...... Compensation.. we will give them a place to live! Thats good eh? If we do mail order .. yes, citizenship ;)

Now If I could find a husband as willing to wash the car, take out the garbage and mow the lawn.. just sex and no commitment! I'd be in heaven ;)
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Sign me up. I'll be your hubby. ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Dam Frisky nice wheels if that is your wife...
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LOL,.... If that were her wheels I'd hat her! And I'd play with her legs ALOT :p
 
MasterBates said:
are those yours in your avagiantquads?
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No, my quads are in my gallery... but those do belong to someone HOT :p
 
MasterBates said:
I would not hit that.
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Well... If you are male.. I'd hope not :worried:

hehe
 
Frisky said:
Yes... A wife!

Its temporary but heck.. this is soo cool. I was a wife for eleven years and now I know why my X was so upset when I left.

Got home last night my house was cleaned and laundry done... SWEET! Tonight I am not feeling all that well.. so she cooks supper! This is the SHITZ! Shes preforming all her wifey duties just excellent! And for all you perv's NO... theres no sex, wifes don't have sex... hehe

I always said If I found myself single again.. I'd just get me a wife to take over my wifey duties..... I think she's a keeper.
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You bring home the bacon, I will fry it up in pan. Light bondage not a problem.
 
Frisky said:
Yes... A wife!

Its temporary but heck.. this is soo cool. I was a wife for eleven years and now I know why my X was so upset when I left.

Got home last night my house was cleaned and laundry done... SWEET! Tonight I am not feeling all that well.. so she cooks supper! This is the SHITZ! Shes preforming all her wifey duties just excellent! And for all you perv's NO... theres no sex, wifes don't have sex... hehe

I always said If I found myself single again.. I'd just get me a wife to take over my wifey duties..... I think she's a keeper.
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Oh Hon, I can tell from your post that your confused and don't know much aboutr women.

What you have isnt a wife doll, its called a gf.

I can tell this by the fact that she cleans and cooks. Also your generally contented demeanor is another dead give away.

Don't, whatever you do, put a ring on her finger. That's when the nightmare begins :worried:
 
JerseyArt said:
Oh Hon, I can tell from your post that your confused and don't know much aboutr women.

What you have isnt a wife doll, its called a gf.

I can tell this by the fact that she cleans and cooks. Also your generally contented demeanor is another dead give away.

Don't, whatever you do, put a ring on her finger. That's when the nightmare begins :worried:
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"With the ring comes great danger...."
 
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