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I need to score some synthol

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I have a blind date coming up, and I may have exxagerated the size of my biceps. Not by much, maybe 6-7 inches or so. Anyway, I'm seeing her tomorrow. I tried to make up the difference naturally, but even 4 sets of curls didnt make much of a dent.

I've seen GL's pics, so I know its possible. Anyone know where he scores his stuff?
 
JerseyArt said:
I have a blind date coming up, and I may have exxagerated the size of my biceps. Not by much, maybe 6-7 inches or so. Anyway, I'm seeing her tomorrow. I tried to make up the difference naturally, but even 4 sets of curls didnt make much of a dent.

I've seen GL's pics, so I know its possible. Anyone know where he scores his stuff?
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Okay, I'll take the easy joke.

*ahem*

Ask BBF.
 
Is this really a violation, since it is so obviously kidding?

If so I'll ask a mod to delete
 
LOL

I know so little about this stuff, I thought maybe it was serious, at least to management. I only know that SSS says it is an oiuly substance that breaks down after a while. It didn't sound illegal, but who knows. They want to ban vitamins, so why not this
 
JerseyArt said:
I have a blind date coming up, and I may have exxagerated the size of my biceps. Not by much, maybe 6-7 inches or so. Anyway, I'm seeing her tomorrow. I tried to make up the difference naturally, but even 4 sets of curls didnt make much of a dent.

I've seen GL's pics, so I know its possible. Anyone know where he scores his stuff?
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You can't be serious.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
You can't be serious.
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Don't tell me what to do. You arent the boss of me!
 
MrMuscle said:
i thought you needed it for you weiner
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No, for my bi's. And stop referring to me and you as if we are a couple. You are not my weiner, we're not even friends
 
Babe, you know I hate PDA's.

Don't be mad hon
 
Ok, one of the orbs here PM ed me privately with an offer. Does this sound legit to you?

JA,

I have something even better than synthol I can inject you with beautiful. I can inject it all night long. GL has just what you need

Thinking of you

G*n* Lifting

I've hidden part of the name to protect the anonymity of the poster. What do you guys think
 
This thread proves you drew first blood. You`re going down man.

You`re GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!1138!!
 
good luck, like you have said, I struggle to get to 2nd base often, and using synthol to get from 14" to 19" arms helped more than you could ever imagine. gonelifting is a great source for this.
 
JerseyArt said:
Ok, one of the orbs here PM ed me privately with an offer. Does this sound legit to you?

JA,

I have something even better than synthol I can inject you with beautiful. I can inject it all night long. GL has just what you need

Thinking of you

G*n* Lifting

I've hidden part of the name to protect the anonymity of the poster. What do you guys think
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ooo ooo ooo! tell me if i'm right here....

one of the missing letters is an 'e'.

am i right?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
wonderful. just wonderful.
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not wonderful-- Im just telling you that maybe in New Jersey men lie about their biceps, but in SoCal most guys LIE big time about their income... its the norm- guy drives a new porsche, but lives in run-down studio apt in Venice beach.
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
not wonderful-- Im just telling you that maybe in New Jersey men lie about their biceps, but in SoCal most guys LIE big time about their income... its the norm- guy drives a new porsche, but lives in run-down studio apt in Venice beach.
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I would never lie about my income to impress a woman. The majority of them do not impress me. WIth age, comes wisdom.
 
so, in summary:

1)jerseyart is no longer funny
2)msbeverlyhills is a gold digger
3)soremouth likes the cak
4)bbf uses synthol
5)gonelifting also uses synthol, but doesn't know how to use it properly...he now has an awesome forehead measurement
 
bor if you can't find synthol, just use straight motor oil. I'm sure most doctors would agree that this is pretty safe, and a quick, smart way to speed up the gainz.



note: please consult your physician before injecting motor oil
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
Jersey- for future blind dates- the only thing you need to exaggerate is your income!
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I was exiting my Lear jet yesterday, walking along my private air strip the few feet to my Rolls, when I realized that I want a woman to want me for me, not my money. Sure outlandish wealth is fun, but it doesnt define me as a person

So, tell me about yourself sweetie ;)
 
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