I need to know why I can't get a date

[bw1]

All the wimmens run from me

 

[caligirl]

well i'd play with you, but you live too far away

 

[bw1]

well i'd play with you, but you live too far away

I have a jet

 

[PICK3]

Oh my

 

[jack sparrow]

Oh my

I hate when people say that.

 

[caligirl]

I have a jet

i'm free tomorrow at noon.... be here.

 

[PICK3]

I hate when people say that.

quit e-stalking me

 

[bw1]

Oh my

I knew I could count on you to geigh up my serious thread. My cry for help............bitch

 

[jack sparrow]

quit e-stalking me

I just figgerd you were lonely without Java.

 

[bw1]

i'm free tomorrow at noon.... be here.

It's on

 

[PICK3]

I just figgerd you were lonely without Java.

Did someone say "Java" ?

 

[caligirl]

It's on

i'll pick you up at Signature, you know what i look like. now that wasn't so hard was it?

 

[bw1]

i'll pick you up at Signature, you know what i look like. now that wasn't so hard was it?

No it wasn't, but I am

 

[jack sparrow]

Is "vomitous" a word?

 

[caligirl]

No it wasn't, but I am

i'm serious b, i'm callin you out.... you have my # right? i'll pm it. call me when you get here and not before. i'll have my last cheat b/f my next comp with you tomorrow night.

 

[bw1]

Is "vomitous" a word?

If you want it to be bro, if you want it to be

 

[Mavafanculo]

CaliCougar is calling your bluff bro lol

 

[bw1]

CaliCougar is calling your bluff bro lol

How did I know you be in here my little left wing bastard, lol and just for your info I'm not bluffing. I'll work out the details with her, and that's all I'm going to say openly the rest is between her and I.

 

[Mavafanculo]

How did I know you be in here my little left wing bastard, lol and just for your info I'm not bluffing. I'll work out the details with her, and that's all I'm going to say openly the rest is between her and I.

left wing maybe, bastard yes, little no.

1) do it
2) film it
3) post it
4) collect karma rewards to exchange for fabulous prizes

 

[bw1]

left wing maybe, bastard yes, little no.

1) do it
2) film it
3) post it
4) collect karma rewards to exchange for fabulous prizes

lol, I meant little like lil not little. You know like left wing talk, I'm trying to fit in bro. You know like, "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski.

 

[Mavafanculo]

lol, I meant little like lil not little. You know like left wing talk, I'm trying to fit in bro. You know like, "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski.

oolloollooollo I love that guy. at least he didnt do it in a public restroom, and he didnt get people killed with his lies. (point mava)

If bush and clinton were your dorm mates, it wouldnt take long before you and clinton were clowning georgie at every turn. shortsheeting his bed, sticking his finger in hot water when he was asleep, hot foot, etc lol

 

[Mr. dB]

lol, I meant little like lil not little. You know like left wing talk, I'm trying to fit in bro. You know like, "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski.

As opposed to right wing talk such as "I didn't have oral sex with that man in the airport men's room"?

 

[Mavafanculo]

As opposed to right wing talk such as "I didn't have oral sex with that man in the airport men's room"?

and "Gee Willikers, I'm not gay"

 

[bw1]

oolloollooollo I love that guy. at least he didnt do it in a public restroom, and he didnt get people killed with his lies. (point mava)

If bush and clinton were your dorm mates, it wouldnt take long before you and clinton were clowning georgie at every turn. shortsheeting his bed, sticking his finger in hot water when he was asleep, hot foot, etc lol

lololol Perfect example, Clinton would be great to hang out with and chase women no doubt. As a leader, well I guess we could of done worse (Hillary shhhh). How many people did Clinton get killed? I'd bet both of us would be suprised.Bush's lies, I seem to remember ol Bill & Hill spouting the same "lies". And while we arte on the subject of lies, c'mon Mav do the Clinton's lie? Don't get me wrong Bush has done some things that make me cringe, but I think he is more honest then you or any one on the left would admit.

 

[bw1]

As opposed to right wing talk such as "I didn't have oral sex with that man in the airport men's room"?

No, as opposed to Barney Frank saying "I had no idea what was going on"

 

[Mr. dB]

and "Gee Willikers, I'm not gay"

Oh la de dah.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Oh la de dah.

he also said "Bill Clinton is a naughty bad nasty boy" when he was castigating him for the Monica thing

 

[bw1]

he also said "Bill Clinton is a naughty bad nasty boy" when he was castigating him for the Monica thing

Maybe he knows from personal experience

 

[ukkared]

oolloollooollo I love that guy. at least he didnt do it in a public restroom, and he didnt get people killed with his lies. (point mava)

How true is that statement, but to answer this post in a serious matter, how often do you ask girls out. If you can't get a date maybe you need to just ask more girls out.

 

[bw1]

Maybe because you're geigh....oh shit wait a minute wrong thread

 

[covergrl80]

Cause you have no head?

 

[Mavafanculo]

How true is that statement, but to answer this post in a serious matter, how often do you ask girls out. If you can't get a date maybe you need to just ask more girls out.

maybe you're right. I'm just shy sometimes. and I suffer from priapism that makes it hard to buy clothes that fit.

are you spoken for ??

oh wait you were talking to BW. my bad.

 

[bw1]

How true is that statement, but to answer this post in a serious matter, how often do you ask girls out. If you can't get a date maybe you need to just ask more girls out.

But the punch me in the cawk when I ask them...I'm so scared of wimmens

 

[ukkared]

Yea I have the same problem, only usually its a laugh in the face. bw1 and mavafanculo you guys crack me up.

 

[bw1]

Cause you have no head?

I have two, wanna see?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i'm serious b, i'm callin you out.... you have my # right? i'll pm it. call me when you get here and not before. i'll have my last cheat b/f my next comp with you tomorrow night.

wtf i want in

 

[bw1]

wtf i want in

Back off stick boy...lol

 

[Jon79]

....

 

[bw1]

Cause you have no head?

Maybe you could give me some