i need to know how to turn my van off

[SoKlueles]

the ignition is stuck again and i cant get it
and ive tried turning it off for 20 minutes

im about fucking pissed off

 

[bran987]

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[CENTURION44]

so its still running....ifso..unplug the alternator and the battery....it will die on its own...

 

[StickFigure]

Plug the tail pipe. It will die out quick!

 

[SoKlueles]

so its still running....ifso..unplug the alternator and the battery....it will die on its own...

omg i dont even know how
what bout the fuses? is there a fuse i can pull?

 

[spongebob]

usually on vans there's a kill switch under the drivers seat in case of emergencies. the govt mandated this in the seventies due to an untold number of unexplainable van fires. just reach under there and hit the switch. its a two part switch so that it dont accidentally get bumbed.

 

[KillahBee]

Is the stove on?

 

[awittyusername]

I wouldn't think you would have any trouble turning your van off???

From, what Hammy says...you have no trouble turning him off

 

[StickFigure]

I wouldn't think you would have any trouble turning your van off???

From, what Hammy says...you have no trouble turning him off

PWN3D!!! LMAO!!

 

[hamstershaver]

unfuckingreal

 

[SoKlueles]

most of u guys
and to those that actually gave me advice, i finally got it turned back off
thanks for your help

 

[hamstershaver]

why in the shit do you do dumb stuff like that when im not around?

 

[SoKlueles]

why in the shit do you do dumb stuff like that when im not around?

i dont know
i had to go to the freakin store

 

[marshallmadman]

Next time, pull the "center" wire on the distributor. That would be the thingy that all of the spark plug wires go into. You will see 7 wires plugged into the same place. (I'm assuming it's a six cylinder engine) Pull out the one in the center. Be careful that you keep your fingers on the rubber boot part.

 

[seizer]

why in the shit do you do dumb stuff like that when im not around?

Only a quarter of her half brain works when you're not around.

 

[CENTURION44]

id give you a ride if you lived near me.......

 

[SoKlueles]

Picture of my pain in my butt(and no its not hammy) and this is for killahass its not a freakin bus or whatever

 

[ziggyziggy]

Picture of my pain in my butt(and no its not hammy) and this is for killahass its not a freakin bus or whatever

Is that the short bus?

































J/K Klu

Zig

 

[alien amp pharm]

Soklu pimp-mobile

 

[SoKlueles]

Soklu pimp-mobile

omg i want those

 

[SoKlueles]

holy crap this was alll the way on page 2

 

[ziggyziggy]

holy crap this was alll the way on page 2

By the way, is that a relitave your's in the avtar..........................?

Zig

 

[SoKlueles]

By the way, is that a relitave your's in the avtar..........................?

Zig

my daughter

 

[Sub-Zero]

if you stick a potato in the tailpipe it turns the car off

 

[ziggyziggy]

my daughter

Damn, girl, you definately know how to turn around a bust!

Zig

 

[SoKlueles]

Damn, girl, you definately know how to turn around a bust!

Zig

 

[Lestat]

can't hammy help or is he good for nothing?

 

[Mr. dB]

Why didn't you get it fixed when this first started happening?

But here's a thought -- what if it's not the ignition switch, but the key? Maybe the key itself is worn.

 

[Lestat]

Why didn't you get it fixed when this first started happening?

But here's a thought -- what if it's not the ignition switch, but the key? Maybe the key itself is worn.

they don't call her soklueless for nothing man

 

[SoKlueles]

Why didn't you get it fixed when this first started happening?

But here's a thought -- what if it's not the ignition switch, but the key? Maybe the key itself is worn.

i have 2 sets of keys, i may try that....omg that would be soooo easy. It is an older van and stuff
ill try that(but only when the rodent is here)

 

[evansteve]

i have 2 sets of keys, i may try that....omg that would be soooo easy. It is an older van and stuff
ill try that(but only when the rodent is here)

so the key/ignition wouldnt turn??

 

[Mr. dB]

i have 2 sets of keys, i may try that....omg that would be soooo easy. It is an older van and stuff
ill try that(but only when the rodent is here)

Don't get your hopes up, but the spare key is at least worth a try.

 

[WODIN]

Every SK thread is a like a new episode of the Beverly HillBillies but without hitting it being in oil.

 

[Gymgurl]

I wouldn't think you would have any trouble turning your van off???

From, what Hammy says...you have no trouble turning him off

OMG....did Klue Kill awitty yet

 

[hamstershaver]

Every SK thread is a like a new episode of the Beverly HillBillies but without hitting it being in oil.

sad but true

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOL....I bet you two have a ton of angry sex don't ya

 

[hamstershaver]

LOLOLOL....I bet you two have a ton of angry sex don't ya

yeah she cusses at me a lot when i do her

 

[Gymgurl]

I can picture that.....LOLOLOLOOL