I Need Serious Help

[n0th1ng]

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

 

[jh1]

Seriously, get that fucking rust fixed maing before it takes over the whole car...

 

[WODIN]

Take it into the body shop man.

 

[jerseyart]

Damn, sorry to read about the rust bor.

If you want your car to take care of you, you have to take care of her.

Hope everything works out with the car. Let us know what happens

 

[Dunk]

lol what a deeeek!

 

[gonelifting]

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! I LOVE IT!

I told you about those cheap ass American cars. Fool!

 

[Judo Tom]

its times like this that you need bondo

 

[Y_lifter]

Is the rust a metaphor for her nasty infected cootchie ?

If so, I say get rid of it before it creeps into something more important than the wheel well like the power steering pump crank shaft.

 

[hardrock]

Is the rust a metaphor for her nasty infected cootchie ?

If so, I say get rid of it before it creeps into something more important than the wheel well like the power steering pump crank shaft.

LOL!

 

[Devastation]

lol!

 

[sconoscuito]

you fag haha

 

[string_bean00]

Hahahahahahah!



Awesome thread.

 

[jackangel]

great work. i am impressed.

 

[sconoscuito]

I thought this was gonna be another "I'm my girlfriends bitch" thread

 

[puddlemonkey]

that was pretty smooth, k for you

 

[slickdadd]

Damnit!

 

[*MissFit*]

entertaining .. but hasnt this been done sumewhere..

 

[jnevin]

For a second I thought it was going to be a sopping wet vagina that was rusting the car. Good thread!!

 

[gymrat]

damn

 

[n0th1ng]

entertaining .. but hasnt this been done sumewhere..

Yeah this joke has been making its rounds on the net, its not mine. I just thought it would fit nicely with the other hundred relationship threads on the first page.

 

[SoreArms]

LOL

you a NIN fan?

 

[n0th1ng]

Yes.

 

[Miss24k]

Yeah this joke has been making its rounds on the net, its not mine. I just thought it would fit nicely with the other hundred relationship threads on the first page.

hahaha I thought I've read this before also.

 

[jaded]

Lmao.