I need a vollunteer.

[stilleto]

My funniness factor is waning lately, due to the fact that i have no one to target in my jokes without offending someone I don't want to offend.

I need a vollunteer to be the brunt of my jokes. You must not take anything I say personally or be offended when I joke about your weight, sexuality, promiscuousness, virginity, or face.

in return, i will give you a letter for your parole officer that you've done work for a not for profit agency.

 

[AAP]

My funniness factor is waning lately, due to the fact that i have no one to target in my jokes without offending someone I don't want to offend.

I need a vollunteer to be the brunt of my jokes. You must not take anything I say personally or be offended when I joke about your weight, sexuality, promiscuousness, virginity, or face.

in return, i will give you a letter for your parole officer that you've done work for a not for profit agency.

I nominate Mighty Mouse. Now that you two getting a divorce and all.

 

[bw1]

 

[stilleto]

I nominate Mighty Mouse. Now that you two getting a divorce and all.

that's not a bad idear.
I was going to use sugarlicious for all the sexuality jokes, but it's so predictable and true that it's not funny.

 

[stilleto]

yeah? you wouldn't mind?
it's good publicity.

 

[EnderJE]

Are there boobie shots involved? Yours, I mean.

 

[Smurfy]

people who are truly funny dont need to do so at the expense of others.

that said, i will continue to bring attention to the size of your shnoze to garner some yucks.

 

[Raptorex]

I'm so shy

 

[bw1]

yeah? you wouldn't mind?
it's good publicity.

No, I don't give a crap...all you bastards already give me shit all the time already..I'm bullet proof

 

[NEO1]

Ya know, come to think of it you never hear of gay guys dying from gun shot wounds...I wonder if this is true?

No, I don't give a crap...all you bastards already give me shit all the time already..I'm bullet proof