I need a new way to powder up my balls

[KillahBee]

I fear that my daily powdering procedure has become antiquated and soon many of the various girls I frequent will begin to make fun of me. You see, my process leaves quite a mess in the bathroom/bedroom/backseat of the taxi. There is always excess powder that gets wasted and falls to the floor, creating a fresh smelling puddle of tile/rug/leather. I need a new process that will help to cut down on the excess waste, yet still delivers on the promise of keeping my balls fresh and smooth.

Now, if any of you actually plan on giving me advice, as opposed or in addition to making fun of me or this thread, I would appreciate it if you kept the references to your package to a minimum, so I don't have to conjure up that horrible image in my mind. Perhaps, instead of saying "I powder my balls like this", you can substitute another somewhat neutral word in there to replace "balls". Maybe say, "I powder my 1984 Trans Am with the leather steering wheel like this". Or maybe even use the word "tits" or some other reference to the female breasts so that the little heterosexuality that remains in this thread can be salvaged.

I appreciate it.

 

[jerkbox]

i still dont' understand why anyone powders their balls.

 

[KillahBee]

i still dont' understand why anyone powders their balls.

that doesn't help this particular situation, brother.

 

[KillahBee]

helpful as always

 

[jerkbox]

earth to killahbee: no one powders their balls

hehehe

 

[Lestat]

Why would you powder your balls homo?

 

[CollegeKid2]

earth to killahbee: no one powders their balls

 

[KillahBee]

earth to killahbee: no one powders their balls

maybe that is why you get no play, dog. why would you not want your boys feeling fresh and smooth? that makes you "gay"? maybe you should ask a girl what she thinks about it, chief.

 

[syd black]

So is there a tasteless powder, you go out clubin with a pound of powder in your your pant, ya get home and the girlie goes down it smells good but tastes like what?

 

[ajtomasi]

hey haters, you powder the balls to keep them from smelling.

killa, try using less powder.

 

[Ish]

Get a big bowl and fill it with powder and tea bad the bowl.

 

[KillahBee]

hey haters, you powder the balls to keep them from smelling.

killa, try using less powder.

word up, aj. bunch of haters. they don't do like we do.

 

[gonelifting]

Do you wear briefs? If so, Maybe boxers will let them air out more. I don`t powder my tits or steering wheel, but that might help.

Also, like the brother said, How does it taste? I mean you plan on getting your Tires licked don`t you? Even if you used a roll-on which I`ve heard people use, It can be nasty to the female tongue I`m sure.

 

[fsupat70]

i heard gays only powder their balls so i wont be much help to you, good luck on your quest though

 

[CollegeKid2]

hey haters, you powder the balls to keep them from smelling.

wtf?

ever heard of "showering"?

 

[KillahBee]

wtf?

ever heard of "showering"?

do you use deoderant? dont u shower??

 

[KillahBee]

and I never said my balls stink. my hair doesn't flake, yet I still wash it every day. c'mon, guys!

 

[jerkbox]

and I never said my balls stink. my hair doesn't flake, yet I still wash it every day. c'mon, guys!

don't know what to tell ya there stinky nutz


perhaps a spray of some sort

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Killah,

Try wearing boxer briefs and putting the powder inside the boxers then pulling them on over your legs. Works fine with no powder puddles.

Everyone doesn't shower to shower their jewels, only those of us who get oral alot and like to feel fresh and smell good all day.

Carry On

 

[hardrock]

Fill a ziplock baggy with said powder. Zip gently around nuts, then jump up and down.

 

[jerkbox]

Seeing as how no other women went near this thread I'll comment.

Stop putting powder on your testicles! If you shower everyday then you're not going to need to do that to prevent odor. It would take a really extreme amount of moisture down there to cause a build up of even a little bit of odor in less than one day.

And if you're doing it to please a woman who's face you anticipate (hope) is going to be down there then all the more reason to stop putting powder on them. If a girl is "in the mood" then your natural odor is going to be pleasing and I for one sure as hell wouldnt want powder in my mouth.

thank you.

 

[RottenWillow]

Seeing as how no other women went near this thread I'll comment.

Stop putting powder on your testicles! If you shower everyday then you're not going to need to do that to prevent odor. It would take a really extreme amount of moisture down there to cause a build up of even a little bit of odor in less than one day.

And if you're doing it to please a woman who's face you anticipate (hope) is going to be down there then all the more reason to stop putting powder on them. If a girl is "in the mood" then your natural odor is going to be pleasing and I for one sure as hell wouldnt want powder in my mouth.

 

[lucidblue]

Seeing as how no other women went near this thread I'll comment.

Stop putting powder on your testicles! If you shower everyday then you're not going to need to do that to prevent odor. It would take a really extreme amount of moisture down there to cause a build up of even a little bit of odor in less than one day.

And if you're doing it to please a woman who's face you anticipate (hope) is going to be down there then all the more reason to stop putting powder on them. If a girl is "in the mood" then your natural odor is going to be pleasing and I for one sure as hell wouldnt want powder in my mouth.

Nice. I was about to post something similar. Powder would be disgusting.

 

[02gixxersix]

Any guy who doesn't powder their balls doesn't know what they're missing. You dont get any chafing all day and your shit smells great in case u get some ass later on in the day. I put some powder on a piece of toilet paper then go to town.

 

[Burning_Inside]

IF I WENT DOWN ON A GIRL AND SHE HAD FUCKING POWDER ON HER PUSS OR I GOT TALC CHUNKS ON MY TONGUE ID RAISE HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!

 

[[email protected]]

The crabs must keep you up all night having snowball fights.

Fill a ziplock baggy with said powder. Zip gently around nuts, then jump up and down.

Shit! Shake and Bake!

 

[argent]

do it when you have your undies already on. No mess or fuss. Argent has spoken.

 

[ajtomasi]

guys, the powder works and no bitches won't choke on it

 

[TC2]

and I never said my balls stink. my hair doesn't flake, yet I still wash it every day. c'mon, guys!

From now you shall be know as stinky balls.

 

[longarms]

Perhaps if one is having problems with the leather steering wheel cover, one should use Armor All wipes. Then said leather steering wheel cover will be all shiny and slickery. Resists ozone & UV damage as well.

and they won't squeak when you walk.