i need a cycle for.....

[spongebob]

my cat. the problem is i de-clawed the bastard and just keep him indoors. well now im tired of his ass eating plasic(plastic fettish) and throwing it up on my floors. his ass needs to go.

im not cruel enough to put him outside unarmed, so maybe if i get him beefed up he'll stand a chance.

kittie's stats:
about 7" at shoulder blades
about 13lbs. with 20%bf. he's big.
training:
no weights, but i suspect he can squat and bench about 20lbs due to him fending off the house dog.

he also has good take down skills and some nice grappling techniques. i would say he and the dog train about 3 hours a day at this.

i wanna try a bulking/strength cycle just to get his weight up and be able to kick some ass by mere aggression.

any help would be appreciated.

 

[naturally anabolic]

1000mg eq 1-5
400mg Test Cyp 5-8
50mg Anavar 1-8

run it for 8 weeks
you will have one jacked up kitty cat

 

[Taps]

That cat needs some cardio. He's fat as fuck.

I suggest low dose DNP. 13mg/day sounds about right.

 

[BigBazooka]

- Whiskasadrol, 5 tabs per day
- Nandrolone meowaonate 200mg per week
- Meowladex (for preventing that nasty 6-nipple gyno) 20mg per day
- Big ass german shepard for cardio (give the dog some crack to make it run faster)