I miss my girlfriend.

[frorider6]

Her sister got married in Hawaii on Monday. She's been gone since Saturday.

It's weird how accustomed I got to sleeping with her in such a short time span. Last night was the worst. I tossed and turned for at least an hour.

We dated a couple of times over the summer, didn't really hit it off. As a matter of fact, we both had pretty bad impressions of each other. We each started dating other people. Then in November, we went out again and have been inseperable ever since. I'm not one of those soft lovie types, but she really does melt me.

I just have to last until Saturday night before I see my blond little angel.


(I think I'm going to have to kick my own ass for this)

 

[HappyScrappy]

 

[supersizeme]

 

[gorilla_boy]

I miss her too. Can you get my wallet for me?

 

[frorider6]

I miss her too. Can you get my wallet for me?

 

[HappyScrappy]

is ssme blonde?

 

[supersizeme]

have you not seen pics of me?

 

[frorider6]

is ssme blonde?

SSMe isn't a natural blond. The curtains don't match the carpet if ya know what I mean.

 

[HumorMe]

Her sister got married in Hawaii on Monday. She's been gone since Saturday.

It's weird how accustomed I got to sleeping with her in such a short time span. Last night was the worst. I tossed and turned for at least an hour.

We dated a couple of times over the summer, didn't really hit it off. As a matter of fact, we both had pretty bad impressions of each other. We each started dating other people. Then in November, we went out again and have been inseperable ever since. I'm not one of those soft lovie types, but she really does melt me.

I just have to last until Saturday night before I see my blond little angel.


(I think I'm going to have to kick my own ass for this)

Oh shit....this is too easy of a set-up for the regulars here.

 

[supersizeme]

fro be honest...are you asleep and your penis escaped and typed up this thread or did you really miss your girlfriend?

i got a first time hummer last night from a new girl i have never been with before if it makes you feel any better. i didn't toss and turn too much in bed.

 

[Citruscide]

Maybe we can all chip and and buy you a dildo that she uses to fuck you in the ass with.. .would that make you happy?

C

 

[Crazier]

Pussy.
--

 

[Thick dog]

I'm sure that, between all the wild sex bouts with the native wildlife that would freak out a seasoned Amsterdam prositute, she has found time to miss you too.

 

[frorider6]

You guys suck!

 

[the nature boy]

is ssme blonde?

and does ssme also do "Blowjob Week"?

 

[frorider6]

and does ssme also do "Blowjob Week"?

The gimp has to do whatever you tell him.

 

[supersizeme]

*hiss*

 

[HappyScrappy]

i got a first time hummer last night from a new girl i have never been with before if it makes you feel any better.

she gave you a hummer - those things rule... although they guzzle gas. what color?

 

[frorider6]

HS - Whoa, Deja Vu


Damnit, you deleted one. Oh well.

 

[kd]

First

I'm sure that, between all the wild sex bouts with the native wildlife that would freak out a seasoned Amsterdam prositute, she has found time to miss you too.

Ya fro, It will probably be real tough for her too. Being in an environment like Temptation Island. The sun, sand, surf, all that skin showing, some dude rubbing some tanning oil all over her bod..........aahhhhhhh

Yep, shes probably in her room right now feeling homesick.

 

[supersizeme]

lol

 

[gorilla_boy]

Maybe this'll help, Fro...

 

[frorider6]

SSMe - that was the funniest fucking picture I've ever seen on here!!!!

gorilla_boy - It does help. It reminds me of some of the reasons I like my girl: blond, flat stomach, not a whore like Cristina..

 

[Natymike]

I can't sleep a wink when my GF is here, the bed is too damn small for both of us, the only sleep I get is when she's not here.

 

[frorider6]

I can't sleep a wink when my GF is here, the bed is too damn small for both of us, the only sleep I get is when she's not here.

Maybe you should both lose some weight.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

guaranteed she is taking it up the ass by a native in hawaii. sorry chief. better luck next time.

 

[Natymike]

Maybe you should both lose some weight.

Lmao, its just her, one night she rolled on top of me and I couldn't breath for 6 minutes.

she's 5'6 310lbs

 

[HighIntensity]

frorider6 just think a couple days away from her will give you time to work on your legs, then when she comes home you could greet her at the door in hotpants and bubble rap...

By the way look around the house for the jar she has captured your balls in, id try the linen closest...