I`m going out to buy cigarettes.

[Deleted member 33117]

We are goign to have to arest you for... drunk..in public...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Hey! Hey! Hey! ...i was drunk.... in a baaaaaaar!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

..and they threeeew me... into... publiC.....

 

[Deleted member 33117]

But I don't want to be drunk.. in public...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I want to be drunk in a bar!... Where its..perfectly legal...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Arest them!

 

[jerseyart]

Mack the Knife

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.

 

[jerseyart]

Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s nevah, nevah a trace of red.

 

[jerseyart]

Now on the sidewalk … uuh, huh … whoo … sunny mornin’ … uuh, huh
Lies a body just oozin' life … eeek!
And someone’s sneakin' ‘round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

 

[jerseyart]

A-there's a tugboat … huh, huh, huh … down by the river don’tcha know
Where a cement bag’s just a'droopin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten old Macky’s back in town.