I´m fucking drunk and i´ve brought a dutch slut home... please entertain me...

[Bikini Mod]

If that is the case, then I apologize. Let me just shut the fuck up.

If she is THAT drunk, there really isn't too much to do except let her sleep a bit, then wake her and push her out the front door.....not very nice. But then again, what the hell was she doing getting so drunk in the first place? Not saying that her stupidity means that she DESERVES it if bodily harm were to befall her (NO ONE DESERVES THAT)....but for God's sake! How could a chick be THAT FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE?!?!

Good luck and I hope that you don't mind cleaning puke.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

then just throw her in the bathroom over a garbage can. you dont want her puking on your floor and shit. if you happen to pee on her by accident no big deal.

That is wrong wrong wrong!! Don't tell him stuff like that, he will do it.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

im hoping he is drunk enough to do it. my friend once called me on the phone and he was all drunk and was saying he had a knife and wanted to kill someone. i told him to pee on the guy instead. he did it and instead of having a murder we have a good story.

Ooookay... *moves slowly away from BC*

 

[Jimsbbc]

Hahahaha!!!

 

[Fonz]

LMFAO!!!!!

Varney, you crack me up.....LOL

I also just got back from a Club. Its 3:30 AM here....

Just let her sleep it off.

I swear the dutch have no inhibitions whatsoever.

Godspeed

 

[Laserdude]

Well maybe you will get some later, as she may have had the intention to do the deed with you by coming there in the first place. Be patient and hope she is not going to puke. If she is hung over, don't try to get any as you will be most likely in the same condition.

WEAR A CONDOM, for your own good!

 

[Warik]

How could a chick be THAT FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE?!?!

Cause she's a chick! What do you expect? I hope you do a better job with your girls. It's truly sad to see people with such little self respect and responsibility. In almost every situation when I found a girl appealing, she immediately did something stupid to completely repel me (i.e. stuff a cigarette in her mouth, talk about how "fucked up" she got last night, etc)

Humans are a disgrace... to what? I don't know.

-Warik

 

[The Varnsen]

Ehehehe... I think this is was my first personal post here in elite... Only drunk i could post this...
I´ve awaken as i have to go to my spanish classes...I´ve got to leave in 30 mins and she´s still there... Never happened to me before... I slept with her (not that way!) in case she would need something over the night... She didn´t puke... She´s unconscious and will sleep alot more luckily...
She´s a student here in Lisbon as i saw her documents, and she is dutch, from Rotterdam...
Now i´m leaving and i´ll be back in 4 hours, i think i´ll lock the door of the bedroom, write her a letter to let her know the situation and leave there a bottle of water...

 

[PSYCHOPATHIC]

Keep us posted buddy!!!


Killer

 

[strengthmonster]

Put an blanket over her and make her a breakfast. She will probably be greatful that you were such a gentleman and want to see you again. Then you can fuck her brains out with her consent and without her puking or filing date rape charges.

Alternatively if you want a laugh and she's really out of it.
Strip her and put her in bed, smoke two cigs and put them out in an ashtray by the bed. Rip open some condoms and throw about 12 empty packets on the floor. When she awakens she will think you are a stallion and come back for more.