I´m fucking drunk and i´ve brought a dutch slut home... please entertain me...

[The Varnsen]

Well i met her at the Beer Festival here in Lisbon and she´s fucking sleeping in my parent´s bed, what should i do? My parents are away and i´m trying really hard to make this the best vweek of my life...
Yes i sound like an idiot...

 

[Latimer]

Taker her by the hand and do it in the butt.

 

[The Varnsen]

Maybe i´ll do that...

 

[The Varnsen]

I drunkm alot of beer there but i was hoping to find some whisky at home... Fuck my old man drunk it all!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

nice sensual massage leading up to the sex would be nice.. but if you're both drunk maybe just cut to the chase... lol

 

[The Varnsen]

Any takers? Ahahahah!!!

 

[The Varnsen]

Yea we´re both drunk... But she has fallen asleep...

 

[danielson]

its like that scene in animal house (sp) with that dude who has a girl faint on him when he realises his bird fainted and hes got an and a on his shoulder and the devils like 'fuck her...fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her' and he just looks at the devil and the angel shuts up

time to whip out the smelling salts

 

[smallmovesal]

i don't know if it's a good idea to try to wake up a drunk person... or if it's possible. hell, i guess give it a try anyway.

 

[Phemomena]

i don't know if it's a good idea to try to wake up a drunk person... or if it's possible. hell, i guess give it a try anyway.

just have a bucket ready, you have no idea if this gals a puker