I"M BLIND!!!!!!!!!

[Carmen]

My cat, who is around 5 months old (i found him in a window well and had to bottle feed him for 2 weeks) was just sitting on my desk while i work and started sucking on my sleeve like he always does.
i take a look at him, and he has a raging little kitty erection!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
he's black and there was this little pink pointy thing, that of course, being male, he starts licking.
BLECH!!!!

 

[PatsFan34]

Damn, he stole that trick from me!!!

 

[jenscats5]

My cat, who is around 5 months old (i found him in a window well and had to bottle feed him for 2 weeks) was just sitting on my desk while i work and started sucking on my sleeve like he always does.
i take a look at him, and he has a raging little kitty erection!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
he's black and there was this little pink pointy thing, that of course, being male, he starts licking.
BLECH!!!!

My male did that before I had him fixed..... LOL

Don't make fun of his tiny pink pencil.....

 

[coverguy]

i'm sorry to hear that you're blind. may i volunteer as your seeing eye stud/sex toy?!?

 

[jenscats5]

i'm sorry to hear that you're blind. may i volunteer as your seeing eye stud/sex toy?!?

You know, you are such a giving person!

 

[Gambino]

i wanted to shag malerie from family ties. she was in a movie were she was blind, it was hottt

 

[HumorMe]

My cat, who is around 5 months old (i found him in a window well and had to bottle feed him for 2 weeks) was just sitting on my desk while i work and started sucking on my sleeve like he always does.
i take a look at him, and he has a raging little kitty erection!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
he's black and there was this little pink pointy thing, that of course, being male, he starts licking.
BLECH!!!!

Reach down there and give it a couple of pumps and he will most likely be blind for a few seconds or minutes depending on how intense it is.

 

[Carmen]

You know, you are such a giving person!

isn't he? his generosity is amazing.

 

[hardrock]

Don't they say to sprinkle some sugar on it or something? Thats why I got a female. Does he spray all over too?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

give em' a happy ending

 

[Carmen]

Don't they say to sprinkle some sugar on it or something? Thats why I got a female. Does he spray all over too?

he hasn't yet, that i know of.
um... what do they spray? or do i not want to know?

 

[hardrock]

I think they piss to mark their territory.

 

[jenscats5]

he hasn't yet, that i know of.
um... what do they spray? or do i not want to know?

He'll start to spray urine....if he hasn't already..... he's 5 mos old?

He'll start spraying any minute now? Can you see his testicles? If so, have him fixed......

 

[Carmen]

He'll start to spray urine....if he hasn't already..... he's 5 mos old?

He'll start spraying any minute now? Can you see his testicles? If so, have him fixed......

i hadn't looked!!
when we found the three kittens, my kids told me that this one was a girl. i blindly believed them and didn't see anything to tell me otherwise. so we named him... a rather girlie name.
the vet then told me its a boy but we kept the name. lol.
today was the first time i saw signs of boy-ness, but i know its time to go get him snipped.

 

[jenscats5]

i hadn't looked!!
when we found the three kittens, my kids told me that this one was a girl. i blindly believed them and didn't see anything to tell me otherwise. so we named him... a rather girlie name.
the vet then told me its a boy but we kept the name. lol.
today was the first time i saw signs of boy-ness, but i know its time to go get him snipped.

Look at his butt -- you should be able to see his sac....if dem babies are in there (they descend at around 2-3 mos of age) then it's time to get em removed

The spray stinks.... believe me, you DON"T want him to start...

 

[gymrat]

come one, you'd hit hit

 

[Carmen]

Look at his butt -- you should be able to see his sac....if dem babies are in there (they descend at around 2-3 mos of age) then it's time to get em removed

The spray stinks.... believe me, you DON"T want him to start...

he was getting annoyed at me trying to look between his legs while he slept and he's left the room and is hiding. like every other guy i've known.

 

[Becoming]

come one, you'd hit hit

thats hot - sugarplum - get a vid...

 

[Carmen]

thats hot - sugarplum - get a vid...

of what? me licking the kitty?
lol.

 

[Becoming]

of what? me licking the kitty?
lol.

oh yeah baby, what next?

 

[gonelifting]

You`re blind?

Well let me intorduce myself, I`m the best looking guy in the world.

and buffest too.

You`ve got (braille) PM

 

[Carmen]

You`re blind?

Well let me intorduce myself, I`m the best looking guy in the world.

and buffest too.

You`ve got (braille) PM

lol.
i'm deaf and pretty dumb too though.

 

[onebigab]

lol.
i'm deaf and pretty dumb too though.

Then your perfect.

 

[HumorMe]

Then your perfect.

Three other requirements before she is perfect...

A flat head to set your drink on

Waist high

No teeth.

Perfect 10.

 

[gonelifting]

lol.
i'm deaf and pretty dumb too though.

Do you by any chance play pinball?

and Do you have supple wrists?

thanks.

thanks

 

[wtlftr]

cats can still get an erection after being fixed. My stud russian still gets a stiffy here and there. He was fixed 4.5 years ago.

 

[Carmen]

Do you by any chance play pinball?

and Do you have supple wrists?

thanks.

thanks

Who are you?
who, who, who, who?
I woke up in a soho doorway
a policeman knew my name
he said you can go sleep at home tonight
if you can get up and walk away.
Tell me, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
’cause I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
I took the tube back out of town
Back to the rollin’ pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of rin tin tin

Thank YOU!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Three other requirements before she is perfect...

A flat head to set your drink on

Waist high

No teeth.

Perfect 10.

Not unless she comes with pistol grip ears.

 

[Mr. dB]

cats can still get an erection after being fixed. My stud russian still gets a stiffy here and there. He was fixed 4.5 years ago.

Shit, my tom has been caught in flagrante delecto several times, despite his empty scrotum.

 

[wtlftr]

hahahahaha