I love Wal-Mart

[doyouyahoo]

My wife has a Wal-Mart fetish
It seems like whenever we shop at Wal-Mart for food and stuff, she always ends up grabbing me and touching me between my legs =) And it only happends when we're at Wal-Mart lol So this time I noticed she was doing it again and I told her "we should be coming to wal-mart more often"..."let go to the bathroom and do it" and she says "lets get into the cart and do it" lol Nuts. I love Wal-Mart.

 

[SoKlueles]

i seem to fight with my SO when we go to walmart
he gripes and whines and stuff
i dont even have a pleasant experience at walmart

 

[hamstershaver]

holy redneck!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[switch321]

lol omg hamster that was great lol

 

[doyouyahoo]

i seem to fight with my SO when we go to walmart
he gripes and whines and stuff
i dont even have a pleasant experience at walmart

Maybe a different city or a different SO?

 

[mustang_00]

maybe she likes watching eyes....

 

[powderguy]

Here is my two i.u.'s worth......

I friggin love wal-mart. I used to grow mushrooms when I was younger, and I used to get all my supplies from there (except spores, of course).

I love wal-mart, because you can get whatever you need from there. If you need supplies for ANYTHING and you think it will look suspect, just throw some clothes or food or something in your cart and nobody looks twice.......I mean, it's WAL MAET, dammit!.........Kicks ass!

The only thing I don't like about wal mart?

My wife always puts her purse in the top of the cart (baby seat thing), and goes off on her own somewhere, so I get to walk around looking for her while simultainiously looking all cute and shit with a purse in the cart.

PG

 

[doyouyahoo]

Here is my two i.u.'s worth......

I friggin love wal-mart. I used to grow mushrooms when I was younger, and I used to get all my supplies from there (except spores, of course).

I love wal-mart, because you can get whatever you need from there. If you need supplies for ANYTHING and you think it will look suspect, just throw some clothes or food or something in your cart and nobody looks twice.......I mean, it's WAL MAET, dammit!.........Kicks ass!

The only thing I don't like about wal mart?

My wife always puts her purse in the top of the cart (baby seat thing), and goes off on her own somewhere, so I get to walk around looking for her while simultainiously looking all cute and shit with a purse in the cart.

PG

I think the longest time I've ever held the purse is in minutes, short minutes. I try and get rid of it as soon as I can. If you dont wanna feel imbarrassed, just pretend to be gay.

 

[SoKlueles]

Here is my two i.u.'s worth......

I friggin love wal-mart. I used to grow mushrooms when I was younger, and I used to get all my supplies from there (except spores, of course).

I love wal-mart, because you can get whatever you need from there. If you need supplies for ANYTHING and you think it will look suspect, just throw some clothes or food or something in your cart and nobody looks twice.......I mean, it's WAL MAET, dammit!.........Kicks ass!

The only thing I don't like about wal mart?

My wife always puts her purse in the top of the cart (baby seat thing), and goes off on her own somewhere, so I get to walk around looking for her while simultainiously looking all cute and shit with a purse in the cart.

PG

LOL that was cute

 

[Cutiebaby]

i seem to fight with my SO when we go to walmart
he gripes and whines and stuff
i dont even have a pleasant experience at walmart

i know the feeling.....all i get is "ok can we hurry the fek up" and "come on it is not that hard to get a few things and go" or "so what are we waiting for"..........I like to take my time and walk around and look at things that are on the shelves!!!!!!

 

[H_T_]

wal-mart is always chock full of hot nasty skanks.

 

[Athos]

My wife has a Wal-Mart fetish
It seems like whenever we shop at Wal-Mart for food and stuff, she always ends up grabbing me and touching me between my legs =) And it only happends when we're at Wal-Mart lol So this time I noticed she was doing it again and I told her "we should be coming to wal-mart more often"..."let go to the bathroom and do it" and she says "lets get into the cart and do it" lol Nuts. I love Wal-Mart.

Do they have a glory hole in the bathroom?

 

[doyouyahoo]

Do they have a glory hole in the bathroom?

lol, bring in the drill

 

[thewanderer690]

god i hate wal-mart. The trashiest and dumpiest people hang out there. Target is much better.

 

[doyouyahoo]

god i hate wal-mart. The trashiest and dumpiest people hang out there. Target is much better.

If you're down south, then everything sucks there. If you're up north, then it's much much cleaner. I guess depends on how upscale your state is.

 

[genetic freak]

I have a Target fetish.

 

[thewanderer690]

If you're down south, then everything sucks there. If you're up north, then it's much much cleaner. I guess depends on how upscale your state is.

I used to live in South Carolina and the wal-mart's were always filled with white trashy people. One thing that sucks about down south is that there are like 5 wal-marts in every city and they are the dominant retail store. In Los Angeles there are only a few wal-marts and they are in 100% hispanic areas most of the time except for the ones in Orange County. I went to one in Audubon, PA once and it wasn't too bad. I just prefer Target.

 

[MikeMartial]

i seem to fight with my SO when we go to walmart
he gripes and whines and stuff
i dont even have a pleasant experience at walmart

Man, I have to print this out and show my wife. That's like a mirror image of what a freakin' Wal-Mart trip is like for us.

I swear, it's almost painful for me. That place blows!

 

[Gymgurl]

Here is my two i.u.'s worth......

I friggin love wal-mart. I used to grow mushrooms when I was younger, and I used to get all my supplies from there (except spores, of course).

I love wal-mart, because you can get whatever you need from there. If you need supplies for ANYTHING and you think it will look suspect, just throw some clothes or food or something in your cart and nobody looks twice.......I mean, it's WAL MAET, dammit!.........Kicks ass!

The only thing I don't like about wal mart?

My wife always puts her purse in the top of the cart (baby seat thing), and goes off on her own somewhere, so I get to walk around looking for her while simultainiously looking all cute and shit with a purse in the cart.

PG

I wish I could grow a huge mushroom....wouldn't need men!

 

[Athos]

I wish I could grow a huge mushroom....wouldn't need men!

You'd get a yeast infection from the spores.

 

[Gymgurl]

I don't have to tell you where you are gonna get one from do I

 

[cobyguy]

Here is my two i.u.'s worth......

I friggin love wal-mart. I used to grow mushrooms when I was younger, and I used to get all my supplies from there (except spores, of course).

I love wal-mart, because you can get whatever you need from there. If you need supplies for ANYTHING and you think it will look suspect, just throw some clothes or food or something in your cart and nobody looks twice.......I mean, it's WAL MAET, dammit!.........Kicks ass!

The only thing I don't like about wal mart?

My wife always puts her purse in the top of the cart (baby seat thing), and goes off on her own somewhere, so I get to walk around looking for her while simultainiously looking all cute and shit with a purse in the cart.

PG

You can't get um "supplies" there... you know for your toy boxes....well KY and condoms....