I love bachelorette parties

[Bobber]

I cant remember the last time I went out didn't get mobbed by these crazy women. It's as if I am a party favor to them...I love it !

 

[abolish the weak]

yea bro, I used to strip back in the day. Some of them were a blast, your always a little nervous the first 5 minutes but then it goes away. but every once in awhile you'd get some fat hag and her fat friends, uuuugggghhh Now that sucked

 

[bw1]

yea bro, I used to strip back in the day. Some of them were a blast, your always a little nervous the first 5 minutes but then it goes away. but every once in awhile you'd get some fat hag and her fat friends, uuuugggghhh Now that sucked

 

[blueta2]

DOUBLE

 

[Smurfy]

oh hell yeah/ drunk horny women loves hot looking hunks like yourself.

 

[jh1]

oh hell yeah/ drunk horny women loves hot looking hunks like yourself.

They seem to like me when they are sober.

Drunk / Coke'd / E'd up are all just bonuses.

 

[Smurfy]

They seem to like me when they are sober.

Drunk / Coke'd / E'd up are all just bonuses.

that's because you have a sexy lookin face

 

[bw1]

They seem to like me when they are sober.

Drunk / Coke'd / E'd up are all just bonuses.

Fat chicks like you because you look like a twinkie

 

[Smurfy]

Fat chicks like you because you look like a twinkie

rofllllllllllll wtf?!

 

[jh1]

Fat chicks like you because you look like a twinkie

I've never had a fat chic hit on me...


i think I intimidate the hell outta even the hawt binkni model chics... the fat ones... shit... they run and hide....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I've never had a fat chic hit on me...


i think I intimidate the hell outta even the hawt binkni model chics... the fat ones... shit... they run and hide....

yeah your as about as intimidating as JH2 nice try cup cake

 

[jh1]

yeah your as about as intimidating as JH2 nice try cup cake

 

[swole]

am i the only male who HATES them? like i want to participate in your search for a condom, boxers or bite a sugar candy off your necklace, which is so tight around your fat neck that i might sink my teeth into your esophagus by the time i'm done trying to find the candy

leave me and my boys the fuck alone you cheesy whores, what kind of turd guy lets a bitch do that anyways? stupid fake plastic crown, the only princess quality you have is the stank of your shits in the morning after getting fucked in the ass by someone other than your fiance

 

[string_bean00]

i got two offers to strip at bacherotte parties this week, should i take them?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

am i the only male who HATES them? like i want to participate in your search for a condom, boxers or bite a sugar candy off your necklace, which is so tight around your fat neck that i might sink my teeth into your esophagus by the time i'm done trying to find the candy

leave me and my boys the fuck alone you cheesy whores, what kind of turd guy lets a bitch do that anyways? stupid fake plastic crown, the only princess quality you have is the stank of your shits in the morning after getting fucked in the ass by someone other than your fiance

Lay off the tren sweets

 

[nimbus]

am i the only male who HATES them? like i want to participate in your search for a condom, boxers or bite a sugar candy off your necklace, which is so tight around your fat neck that i might sink my teeth into your esophagus by the time i'm done trying to find the candy

leave me and my boys the fuck alone you cheesy whores, what kind of turd guy lets a bitch do that anyways? stupid fake plastic crown, the only princess quality you have is the stank of your shits in the morning after getting fucked in the ass by someone other than your fiance

HAHAHA no, i despise them! teeeheee everything we have is shaped like a penis, ooooh we are soo bad! one of them tried to take my pants off on saturday night

 

[Bobber]

am i the only male who HATES them? like i want to participate in your search for a condom, boxers or bite a sugar candy off your necklace, which is so tight around your fat neck that i might sink my teeth into your esophagus by the time i'm done trying to find the candy

leave me and my boys the fuck alone you cheesy whores, what kind of turd guy lets a bitch do that anyways? stupid fake plastic crown, the only princess quality you have is the stank of your shits in the morning after getting fucked in the ass by someone other than your fiance

Damn...sounds like you get the fugly groups.