I just

[SoKlueles]

cut my freakin leg shaving, around my ankle and it wont stop, i think im feeling faint, dang give me some answers on how to stop it, bandaids and TP arent working, i think i need an infusion

 

[Smurfy]

you have to apply pressure to the area for approximately 48 minutes. then it might stop. this has been my experience anyway.

 

[powerslave]

 

[SoKlueles]

ok update, got it stopped, but taking bandaids with me, ty guys I love you smurfy and PS

 

[gonelifting]

I was beginning to think some people`s wishes were coming true. But I`m glad the bleeding stopped.

PS I might need you later, Soklu, for some field work. Will you be available? Let me know by replying to this post with a post of your own.

 

[onerepmaximum]

For future reference, do you know how to apply a tourniquette?

 

[hamstershaver]

since when do you shave your legs

 

[Buddy_Christ]

the best thing to do in this situation is to go lay in the bathtub and continue to irritate the area. it will speed healing time dramatically.

 

[onerepmaximum]

the best thing to do in this situation is to go lay in the bathtub and continue to irritate the area. it will speed healing time dramatically.

Do you have an extra web belt you can send her just in case?

 

[ChefWide]

Might I suggest a Weighted Training Vest?

 

[tripleblonde]

you probably used a venus razor....those things are the devil...i always use guys's razors, soooo much smoother and i rarely knick myself

 

[onerepmaximum]

Might I suggest a Weighted Training Vest?

Ask the guy in your office where he got his. That probably fixes most of the things in the world that need fixing. Does he still sport that bad boy?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Do you have an extra web belt you can send her just in case?

no to my knowledge i wasn't able to snag any when i got out. i'd have to look through my "surplus" gear again to be certain though.

did manage to walk away with 9 M16 mags. traded 5 of them for an aftermarket pipe for the bike. pipe is slightly rashed on the end caps and used, but worth over $350 new, so it was a good deal.

 

[onerepmaximum]

no to my knowledge i wasn't able to snag any when i got out. i'd have to look through my "surplus" gear again to be certain though.

did manage to walk away with 9 M16 mags. traded 5 of them for an aftermarket pipe for the bike. pipe is slightly rashed on the end caps and used, but worth over $350 new, so it was a good deal.

That is sweet. I'm gonna try to snag an ALICE pack and a frame. I do have a gortex, which is the goods.

 

[WODIN]

cut my freakin leg shaving, around my ankle and it wont stop, i think im feeling faint, dang give me some answers on how to stop it, bandaids and TP arent working, i think i need an infusion

Toothpaste and schmegma.

 

[RADAR]

slap some "silly putty"on it next time.................



RADAR

 

[SoKlueles]

Well Im back from the ER no jk, it stopped and i am very appreciative of your answers...well not hammys cuz yes i do freakin shave my legs

 

[broley]

Drink alcohol.
Drink it like a fish. It will sterilize the blood and keep it clean from the inside out.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Well Im back from the ER no jk, it stopped and i am very appreciative of your answers...well not hammys cuz yes i do freakin shave my legs

ok, who's lying here, hammy or klueless? hammy told me he couldn't tell where the leg hair ended and the bush began.

 

[SoKlueles]

ok, who's lying here, hammy or klueless? hammy told me he couldn't tell where the leg hair ended and the bush began.

hammy dont know so bite me

 

[hamstershaver]

ok, who's lying here, hammy or klueless? hammy told me he couldn't tell where the leg hair ended and the bush began.

exactly

 

[SoreArms]

so, did you die?

 

[SoKlueles]

no, i went to a friends pool and yeah im kicking

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no, i went to a friends pool and yeah im kicking

something tells me that if they had a hot tub, you let one of the water jets violate you multiple times.

 

[jenscats5]

something tells me that if they had a hot tub, you let one of the water jets violate you multiple times.

Now that is a fun time!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Now that is a fun time!!

damnit.....

this thread is worthless without video

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

Toothpaste and schmegma.

why's that guy shooting the pigeon?

is there something you're trying to tell me?

 

[Raptorex]

cut my freakin leg shaving, around my ankle and it wont stop, i think im feeling faint, dang give me some answers on how to stop it, bandaids and TP arent working, i think i need an infusion

Can I use my tongue?

 

[BileStew]

Can I use my tongue?

That's why she has a dog.

 

[hamstershaver]

no, i went to a friends pool and yeah im kicking

50 bucks says you peed in it

 

[SoKlueles]

i did not pee in it, dang i may be from tennessee but we do have toilets

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i did not pee in it, dang i may be from tennessee but we do have toilets

yeah, uh huh, suuuuuure.

 

[SoKlueles]

lol no we dont

 

[jerkbox]

cut my freakin leg shaving, around my ankle and it wont stop, i think im feeling faint, dang give me some answers on how to stop it, bandaids and TP arent working, i think i need an infusion

stop saying dang

 

[SoKlueles]

dang sorry

 

[BileStew]

dang sorry

LOL...

Weeeeeee, have fun JB: http://www.bigdancelist.com/anna-kournikova.html

 

[SoKlueles]

whats this got to do with dang?

 

[jerkbox]

LOL...

Weeeeeee, have fun JB: http://www.bigdancelist.com/anna-kournikova.html

i never realized what a nice bod she has

 

[BileStew]

i never realized what a nice bod she has

That's about it. Her face is a car wreck.

 

[SoKlueles]

I think shes pretty to not play tennis so well

 

[biteme]

My butthole quivered when I read this. Anything that I can picture in my mind that would hurt like hell, makes my butthole quiver. What's up with that?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Anna and 8 lines of Javascript..LOL

 

[BileStew]

I think shes pretty to not play tennis so well

She plays tennis, since when?

 

[SoKlueles]

She plays tennis, since when?

I dont know, i watched a biography thing bout her, she was holding a tennis racquet......so i assumed she played?

 

[BileStew]

I dont know, i watched a biography thing bout her, she was holding a tennis racquet......so i assumed she played?

Hammy? Helllllllllllllllllllllpppppp!!!

lol

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammy? Helllllllllllllllllllllpppppp!!!

lol

bile u can pee and tap it all by urself, hammy dont need to help u anymore

 

[BileStew]

bile u can pee and tap it all by urself, hammy dont need to help u anymore

Yea, but the Dr. said I shouldn't handle heavy objects by myself.

 

[SoKlueles]

Yea, but the Dr. said I should handle heavy objects by myself.

lol ur silly

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Yea, but the Dr. said I shouldn't handle heavy objects by myself.

so what's the problem?

 

[SoKlueles]

i think he needs soklueles help

 

[BileStew]

so what's the problem?

Go wash my clothes!!

 

[hamstershaver]

I dont know, i watched a biography thing bout her, she was holding a tennis racquet......so i assumed she played?

ive seen you hold a penis in your hand, and i assumed you would know what to do with it, but...........

 

[SoKlueles]

ive seen you hold a penis in your hand, and i assumed you would know what to do with it, but...........

If i recall buddy, i never got complaints from u

 

[hamstershaver]

If i recall buddy, i never got complaints from u

thats because it was in your hand and i didnt want it ripped off, duh

 

[SoKlueles]

thats because it was in your hand and i didnt want it ripped off, duh

it was in more than my hand buddy

 

[hamstershaver]

your butt

 

[SoKlueles]

and ur point being?

 

[hamstershaver]

that you gave me a stinky dinky

 

[SoKlueles]

your dinky smelled like roses

 

[DocHoliday]

Kenney Chesney tomorrow in Dallas.

hollah

 

[SoKlueles]

Kenney Chesney tomorrow in Dallas.

hollah

u lucky dog grrrrrrrrrrr i would let him stick his dinky anywhere

 

[Buddy_Christ]

u lucky dog grrrrrrrrrrr i would let him stick his dinky anywhere

so how does that make him different than anyone else?

 

[SoKlueles]

well, now that you mention it crakbutt, hes not really different from anyone...well my date last nite he is

 

[Imnotdutch]

Next time get some newspaper and press that against the cut. The newspaper contains a coagulant that helps stem bloodflow. And yes i am serious.

 

[SoKlueles]

Next time get some newspaper and press that against the cut. The newspaper contains a coagulant that helps stem bloodflow. And yes i am serious.

but where were u yesterday when i was bleeding to death?