big pumper
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Alkybanshee said:
HAHA....You fucked a potato!?!?! Whole new meaning to MR. Potato Head.
lol, it wasn't funny at the time though. the soft inside of the potato got all clogged up in my rod if you know what i mean, it all shot out too when i busted in the sink. i would do all sorts of nasty shit when i was young, i used to stick my finger by my ass and fart then pull out out and smell my farts, lol. best orgasim i ever had was when i fucked some biscuits (the soft biscuits that are like cookie dough, they come inside a cylinder shaped container, and you just pull the soft goo stuff out and put them on a cookie pan). i opened the end of the thing and stuck my cock right in and started fucking away and i busted a nut in about 20 seconds/