I just saw the strangest thing...

[The Shadow]

...looking out the window at the bank across the street. There was a man on a horse in the drive thru lane. Immediately behind him was a dude on a tractor...

 

[MommaKin]

tonto?

 

[WODIN]

I see shit like that all the time in farm country. For real. The Amish have horses all over the place. We thought it was quaint when we first moved there, now it's like...move your fucking mule and clean up that shit woman! Buy a car damnit!!

 

[The Ranger]

I have the same thing here Wodin....Early Sunday morning, traffic is slow due to horse and buggy church goers....

Gotta love the Pilgrims and the " Sin Sifter " nets the women wear on their heads....heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[WODIN]

Ranger,

I don't even go out on Sunday Mornings anymore to run any errands. It's nothing but a throw back to 1885!

 

[The Shadow]

We thought it was quaint when we first moved there, now it's like...move your fucking mule and clean up that shit woman! Buy a car damnit!!

I can see WODIN shouting that while doing his best Eric Cartman impression.

 

[gotmilk]

tonto?

Did you mean Toronto?

Only shit like that happens in Canaduh

 

[HappyScrappy]

I grew up in Mennonite (sp?) country in VA and they are very similar to the Amish to which I assume Wodin refers to.
Seeing a horse take a dump in front of your car while it is pulling a buggy... that was pretty damn funny as a kid... but smelled. The same could be said of Wodin himself.

 

[WODIN]

I can see WODIN shouting that while doing his best Eric Cartman impression.

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!!! Sweet....

 

[WODIN]

I grew up in Mennonite (sp?) country in VA and they are very similar to the Amish to which I assume Wodin refers to.
Seeing a horse take a dump in front of your car while it is pulling a buggy... that was pretty damn funny as a kid... but smelled. The same could be said of Wodin himself.

Mennonites are pussies!!!

I saw that on a Amish buggy bumper sticker.

My public defication habits, while once a major problem and a source of many internet legends, are now under control. Just be thankful that we have wonderful drugs on this planet that give me greater joy or else I'd be leaving a pile of poo on your front door.

 

[MommaKin]

If I meant Toronto, I would of said Toronto. Plus, wth would Toronto have to do with a man on a horse?

The Lone Ranger and Tonto.

Only shit like what happens in Canada?
Cornholio doesn't live in Canada and it happened where he lives.
It's abit early to be drinking, gotmilk

Did you mean Toronto?

Only shit like that happens in Canaduh

 

[XBiker]

...looking out the window at the bank across the street. There was a man on a horse in the drive thru lane. Immediately behind him was a dude on a tractor...

Let me guess, a midget was riding the horse and a one-armed guy was driving the tractor.

It now sounds like that hit of acid I slipped in your morning protein shake is kicking in.... enjoy the ride.

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: I just saw the strangest thing...

Let me guess, a midget was riding the horse and a one-armed guy was driving the tractor.

It now sounds like that hit of acid I slipped in your morning protein shake is kicking in.... enjoy the ride.

Correct on the midget.

The tractor was driven by an Iguana with a pair of ray-ban sunglasses who had a boom box in the seat blaring "Never gonna stop me" by Rob Zombie.

 

[Y_lifter]

If I meant Toronto, I would of said Toronto.

Are you sure you didn't say "I want Y_Lifter as my personal sex slave" ?