I just ripped my jeans. Crap.

[from zero]

They were all high up, so I stood up and went to push them down, and I tore them at the corner of my back left pocket. Now people can see my unmentionables if I am not careful.

I'm an idiot.

 

[jerkbox]

good job assnuts

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I've done this before too. It's just a sign of fatness.

 

[PoyeBoy]

thats what you get for buying wranglers assbucket

 

[alien amp pharm]

Do you not wear boxers?

Wait, on second thought I don't want to know.

 

[from zero]

I got boxer briefs on today bor.

 

[the nature boy]

they let you wear jeans at Chuck E Cheese's?

 

[jerkbox]

I got pretty pink panties on today bor.

ya don't say?

 

[from zero]

they let you wear jeans at Chuck E Cheese's?

Figures that your gay ass would come read this thread about my ripped jeans. Queer.

 

[Seashell]

They were all high up, so I stood up and went to push them down, and I tore them at the corner of my back left pocket. Now people can see my unmentionables if I am not careful.

I'm an idiot.

Zorro, if your unmentionables are at the corner of your back left pocket, you have bigger problems.