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Summary: Excellent personal assistant who understands private and confidential privacy clauses and all other securities. Emphasis on event coordinating and benefits, organization, computer assistance: typing and drafting memos, mailings, contact listings, personal shopping, public relations, concierge, nanny assistance, domestic staff management, Sotheby's and Christie Auctions, travel arrangements, purchase and handling of Art, media events and parties, security, hotel accommodations, Hamptons reservations, dinners, chef menus, pets, and travel.
I have wonderful experiences as a personal assistant to celebrities, Fortune 500 CEOs, NY and LA Socialites, and other executives. I am very active, love to do as much I can, am able to work with all personalities and under all time constraints. I live in Greenwich Village and have a clean NY Drivers License.
Specialties: Communications Specialist, Data Processing Specialist.
Hardware:
Operation systems: Windows 2000, Windows XP.
Programming languages: HTML.
Technologies:
Databases: MS Access.
Capabilities:
Education: Bachelor of Arts Degree in Communications Extensive, specialized training in Radio and Television Broadcasting. Curriculum included announcing, commercial production, copywriting and engineering.
Professional experience: 2004 - Radio Board Operator Direct live shows, place calls on air, log commercials and promos in the system, follow curriculum for play lists 2002-2003 Bookkeeper/Office Manager Accounts payable, accounts receivable, applied daily deposits, entered service work, filing, answered phones, kept records of weekly and monthly services, adjusted customers accounts, collections and invoices, assisted branch and service manager 2002 Access Coordinator/Intern Ran camera operations for daily/weekly shows, recorded town meetings, edited PSA’s, floor directed, audio operator, logged in notices for TV screenings, helped with lighting and designing studio sets 2001-2002 Next Selection Boston, MA Personal Assistant Assited producer and casting director with errands, read scripts, sent out demo tapes and masters to record labels, scheduled appointments, handled travel arrangements, office work, etc. 2000-2002 Radio Personality/Production Assistant/Intern Announcer, played music and carts, answered phones for requests, filed play lists, produced promos, station liners, and PSA’s
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Other details: Some of the high-profile employers I worked with were Bette Middler, Cher and Susan Sarandon. Personal and confidential resume upon request at the time of interview. Personal facts about me: I am a painter in my free time. I love traveling and exploring the world. I know it is not a big problem in fashion, so I will tell you right off the bat that I am a fun person: I am a pot head and I like to drink competitively.
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