I just peed all over my leg.

[CipherLock]

I don’t think I’ll be standing up anytime soon either. I was just peeing away kind of rocking back and forward and hit the side of the urinal. The splash back kind of startled my so I whipped myself back down to the left but ended up pointing right at my knee.

Nice eh? So I went to the sink and washed my hands and tried to use some paper towels to dry it, but that doesn’t really work that well.

I walked like I was on a tightrope all the way back to my cube, with one foot in front of the other trying to mask my leg as much as possible.

I am sooooo going to get the promotion.

 

[hardrock]

Are you sure it's pee? Maybe you should taste it to be sure?

 

[jerkbox]

me too! except i did it here at my desk!

 

[bluepeter]

I don’t think I’ll be standing up anytime soon either. I was just peeing away kind of rocking back and forward and hit the side of the urinal. The splash back kind of startled my so I whipped myself back down to the left but ended up pointing right at my knee.

Nice eh? So I went to the sink and washed my hands and tried to use some paper towels to dry it, but that doesn’t really work that well.

I walked like I was on a tightrope all the way back to my cube, with one foot in front of the other trying to mask my leg as much as possible.

I am sooooo going to get the promotion.

Now that's what I'm talking about with the amusing threads Cipher!