I just met my first real-live EFer!

[ChefWide]

(hope you don't mind me posting this, m8...)

Just met and trained with Spanky11 who was visiting Iceland on business. Great guy, great conversation and I am sore as hell.

Spanky, yes, typing is damn near impossible today, thanks.




edit: possibly the gayest post ever.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Great guy, great conversation and I am sore as hell.

Spanky, yes, typing is damn near impossible today, thanks.

sounds very romantic. i never figured you for a bottom, chef...

 

[WODIN]

Did he at least use lube?

 

[gymrat]

and who the hell is spanky11...i mean really..

 

[ChefWide]

Ok.

Fuck all of you jealous bitches. I knew you catty twinks just would not resist the attempt to 'snappity snap-snap' your lugubrious limpwristedness into a mincing, West Village hissy-fit-frenzy to see if you could out me.

You failed.

fags.

 

[WODIN]

"Lugubrious"

 

[ChefWide]

"Lugubrious"

Thank you, Missy GoldLameHotpantsRollerDiscoOrangutanSpellingBeeMan-

We salute you!

 

[WODIN]

Thank you, Missy GoldLameHotpantsRollerDiscoOrangutanSpellingBeeMan-

We salute you!

LMAO.... the Irony of it all. Me the king of typos.

 

[DIVISION]

sounds very romantic. i never figured you for a bottom, chef...

Actually, I had a hunch that CHeffy was a closet bossy bottom....

Chefs.......




DIV

 

[Carmen]

I am sore as hell.

is he sore too?

 

[ChefWide]

is he sore too?

<ignoring gay reference>

No, probably not, he lifts heavier than I do and is a serious competitive athlete. My max lifts are not that high to begin with and I am way below my usual lifts at the moment: I am on a 1400kcal a day uber cutter with very low carbs, so my strength is for shit and recovery is bad so I am avoiding anything but maintainence lifts, even with my horsepoop tasting enerG glutamine and other 'sups'.

Should be back into strength training after the first of December, hoping I meet the goals I set. Have gone from a 42" waist to a 33"-34" since last December 1, so I am pretty happy with the results thus far. Would love to be a 32" for the one year mark, a 10" reduction in waist size has quite a ring to it, no?

 

[Carmen]

<ignoring gay reference>

No, probably not, he lifts heavier than I do and is a serious competitive athlete. My max lifts are not that high to begin with and I am way below my usual lifts at the moment: I am on a 1400kcal a day uber cutter with very low carbs, so my strength is for shit and recovery is bad so I am avoiding anything but maintainence lifts, even with my horsepoop tasting enerG glutamine and other 'sups'.

Should be back into strength training after the first of December, hoping I meet the goals I set. Have gone from a 42" waist to a 33"-34" since last December 1, so I am pretty happy with the results thus far. Would love to be a 32" for the one year mark, a 10" reduction in waist size has quite a ring to it, no?

very cool cheffy. i can't imagine you get many EF'ers over there.
I've met 2 people from EF at a gym- neither post on C&C though, although at least one is still a somewhat active member on another part.

 

[ChefWide]

there was a member years ago that actually lived here, but currently I am the only one... that I know of...

Nope, not many visit, kind of sad, but not that sad..

Was thinking about getting an EF Midnight Sun Meetup going for next summer. Get a bunch of folks together, grill, go rafting, do some snowmobile action on the glaciers, fishing, more grilling, the usual.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I know few real life MFers.

 

[ChefWide]

I know few real life MFers.

I have always feared you...

 

[onerepmaximum]

I have always feared you...

No way bro, I'm a lover not a fighter. Besides, you're about the size of a Lincoln Navigator.

 

[ChefWide]

No way bro, I'm a lover not a fighter. Besides, you're about the size of a Lincoln Navigator.

HAHA, no mas, mucho hombre. What with the clen, the t3, the low carbs and exteme low calories I feel like I am the Shrinkydink version of the real chef wide.

Nice to have pants that were too tight to zip up(forget buttoning) in august be too big to feel comfortable in now. LOVE THAT! Just put my 8th new notch in the favorite belt day before yesterday.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Well bro, keep on doing what you're doing. Good job. Even though you're feeling depleted and weak right now, you're not as Shrinkydink as you picture yourself. It's a mind thing.

 

[KillahBee]

Well bro, keep on doing what you're doing. Good job. Even though you're feeling depleted and weak right now, you're not as Shrinkydink as you picture yourself. It's a mind thing.

I'm bigger than both of you. I'm serious. I got on the roids and forget it, maing. I'm ass-out like fat bitches in bikinis.

 

[ChefWide]

Well bro, keep on doing what you're doing. Good job. Even though you're feeling depleted and weak right now, you're not as Shrinkydink as you picture yourself. It's a mind thing.

I keep trying to tell myself that, but the mirror is cruel partner at best... just six.. more... weeks... they will fly by, no worries.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I'm bigger than both of you. I'm serious. I got on the roids and forget it, maing. I'm ass-out like fat bitches in bikinis.

That's not a mind thing. That's a heroin thing.

 

[ChefWide]

I'm ass-out like fat bitches in bikinis.

That's a good thing?

 

[KillahBee]

That's a good thing?

I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that.

 

[gonelifting]

Ener-G is now better tasting with the new flavor. Came out last week or something. just fyi.

 

[DIVISION]

I'm bigger than both of you. I'm serious. I got on the roids and forget it, maing. I'm ass-out like fat bitches in bikinis.

Off tha muthafuckin' chain, y0......

KillahBiggaFiggaBee.......remember one important thang.


*Time On = Time Off*


DIV

 

[ChefWide]

Ener-G is now better tasting with the new flavor. Came out last week or something. just fyi.

Too bad shipping it to Reykjavik is more expensive than the powder... lol.. Besides, I have two and a half containers of the shit flavored version, I am sorry to say.

 

[Gambino]

stupid question; what do they speak in Iceland?

 

[ChefWide]

stupid question; what do they speak in Iceland?

Icelandic. Old Norse is the same language, the pre-saga texts from before the year 1000 are still readable by kids. Language hasn't changed much, its the law.

 

[Gambino]

Icelandic. Old Norse is the same language, the pre-saga texts from before the year 1000 are still readable by kids. Language hasn't changed much, its the law.

type some icelandic shit to see what it looks like

 

[Carmen]

stupid question; what do they speak in Iceland?

eskimo.

 

[ChefWide]

type some icelandic shit to see what it looks like

There are some letters in Icelandic that your operating system might not let you see, but here goes:

Ef ég hef ekki rangt fyrir mér... Þessi er Islensku tungumal. Ef þú elskar ekki svona, éttu skít og þegiðu!

 

[gonelifting]

There are some letters in Icelandic that your operating system might not let you see, but here goes:

Ef ég hef ekki rangt fyrir mér... Þessi er Islensku tungumal. Ef þú elskar ekki svona, éttu skít og þegiðu!

Wow, I feel turned on for some reason.

 

[ChefWide]

Really? Icelandic is not really the most romantic language, but if it works for you, then toss a match at it.

 

[gonelifting]

Really? Icelandic is not really the most romantic language, but if it works for you, then toss a match at it.

I meant to be sacrificial. It`s cool.

 

[Razorguns]

You're in ICELAND?

Well that explains a lot....

 

[ChefWide]

You're in ICELAND?

Well that explains a lot....

like?

 

[ringperm]

Ef ég hef ekki rangt fyrir mér... Þessi er Islensku tungumal. Ef þú elskar ekki svona, éttu skít og þegiðu!

It's facinating to see how much the norse languages of today has evolved from it's original form. It's also facinating to observe on how "lojal" the people of Iceland has been to this language, and preserve it in it's "original" state.

Alot of these words looks very familiar, but I still can't decifer it's meaning. But am I right in assuming it's a form of "insult", and the meaning is kinda like: "This is the language of iceland, and you can all eat shit and go f@ck yourself" ; or something like that?

 

[tiger88]

broly hit me up with you are rollin on the left coast

 

[BlkDragon]

like?

That flag below your name.

 

[Lestat]

true love hits EF once again!

 

[ChefWide]

true love hits EF once again!

I know your lonely. Your time will come, Quasimodo.

 

[ChefWide]

It's facinating to see how much the norse languages of today has evolved from it's original form. It's also facinating to observe on how "lojal" the people of Iceland has been to this language, and preserve it in it's "original" state.

"Ef ég hef ekki rangt fyrir mér... Þessi er Islensku tungumal. Ef þú elskar ekki svona, éttu skít og þegiðu!"

Alot of these words looks very familiar, but I still can't decifer it's meaning. But am I right in assuming it's a form of "insult", and the meaning is kinda like: "This is the language of iceland, and you can all eat shit and go f@ck yourself" ; or something like that?

Very close... LOL

basicly it goes like this: "If i have this right, this is the Icelandic Language. If you don't like it, eat shit and shut the fuck up."

more or less.

 

[OMEGA]

<ignoring gay reference>

, even with my horsepoop tasting enerG glutamine and other 'sups'.

?

its taste better now

 

[wootoom]

it must have been ood Chef. LOL j/k

 

[BlkDragon]

The only thing I remember about Island is that Reykjavik has a pond in the middle that I fell in.

 

[Spanky11]

(hope you don't mind me posting this, m8...)

Just met and trained with Spanky11 who was visiting Iceland on business. Great guy, great conversation and I am sore as hell.

Spanky, yes, typing is damn near impossible today, thanks.




edit: possibly the gayest post ever.

thanks for the props.

that would have to be the coolest gym I have trained at. I mean it had the usual stuff of squat racks, a few benches and the a good selection of decent weighted free weights, many cardio machines, but it was the other stuff that blew me away - when you go through reception, members look into a retina scanner, and it idenitifies you by that - shame as the reception chicks were hot as hell.... There must have been about 300 people training there. this was a big change for me who usually trains at a gym with one squat rack (which doubles as the bench, and deadlifting area...).

Training with cheffy was cool - a very down to earth, and solid guy.

and no, fuckfaces, there was no geigh action occurring - altho his post makes it appear so....

 

[onerepmaximum]

Did he let you look down his sister in law's shirt?

 

[ringperm]

Is the characteristic of Reykavik as a northern version of Paris correct? I've been told that this is a very "happening" city. Lot's of cool clubs and pary life. I've also been told that you all smell like sulfur, since the (hot)water used in showers are taken from the geyser's and hot springs. Is this correct?

 

[ChefWide]

The only thing I remember about Island is that Reykjavik has a pond in the middle that I fell in.

Tjörnin!?!?

Good god man, did you get sick? Nothing like falling into a duckpond. Hope you didn't swallow any of the... er... "water"!

 

[ChefWide]

Did he let you look down his sister in law's shirt?

No she wasn't there, but there was plenty of 'whiplash' material there, as usual. Hard to concentrate at any gym here, but the one I go to is ground zero for hotties.

 

[ChefWide]

Is the characteristic of Reykavik as a northern version of Paris correct?I've been told that this is a very "happening" city. Lot's of cool clubs and pary life.

Yes, food could stand some work, but there are great places to eat and party, and the people are beautiful and well dressed. Very conscious of fashion and fitness here, more so than other cities I have lived in.

I've also been told that you all smell like sulfur, since the (hot)water used in showers are taken from the geyser's and hot springs. Is this correct?

That is not correct. I like how women smell. In general.