I just made a huge mistake

[Y_lifter]

I walked over to the work canteen/snack shop for ice,
and they were baking the fresh Otis Spunkmeyer cookies...


THE SMELL of fresh baking cookies took over my sense of reasoning...


Good news is that I made it out without caving...

When I felt myself going, I immediately grabbed my left testicle and crushed it,
causing me great blinding pain. This allowed me to make it out the door.


Thanks GOD for giving Men sensitive balls..

 

[stevexpress]

lmfao

 

[coverguy]

lol

 

[ChefWide]

So do we call you Cyclops from now on? or Righty?

 

[Code]

Spunkmeyer, the name, always steered me clear of them.

Now Mrs. Fields gets me every time.

 

[Y_lifter]

I made it too the mens room across the hall and soaked him in cold water
in the sink for a bit.

So far lefty is a bit sore but still there..

I'm gonna sue someones ass over this...

 

[Y_lifter]

Spunkmeyer, the name, always steered me clear of them.

Now Mrs. Fields gets me every time.

agreed, Otis isn't the best, but when they cook them up with those little ovens fresh and the smell is wafting about..

 

[onerepmaximum]

Bro, at your age, why deny yourself? You should pack in any enjoyment you can into your last remaining days.

 

[ChefWide]

Bro, at your age, why deny yourself? You should pack in any enjoyment you can into your last remaining days.

ker-ZIIING!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

Bro, at your age, why deny yourself? You should pack in any enjoyment you can into your last remaining days.

LOL.. I do enough of that already... enjoying life via food.

At this time of lower Metabo, you have to choose quality over quantity..

 

[Deterass]

I thought you might have forgotten to take your Metamucil.

 

[Y_lifter]

I thought you might have forgotten to take your Metamucil.

That part of me is doing just fine...

I did just start taking Glucosomine/Chondrot and it seems to be slowing
things down in that area, so I may need to re-think the fiber needs..

 

[onerepmaximum]

My motto is, "You gotta die of something, you may as well be happy." Even though I am an not at your advanced stage in life I could be hit by a car or box squat on a toilet and cut my femoral artery when it crumbles under the strain of my 135 pounds (combined weight of me and the bar).