I Just Heard ...

[musclemom]

All this clanking coming from the radiator pipes, so I went to check in the basement. One of my cats has a mouse cornered (well shut my mouth, it's the one that I don't think is none too bright! How 'bout that! Good idiot) So I made a serious effort at catching the little rodent to put his a** outside ... little f*cker keeps jumping at me and squeaking his a** off. Screw you buddy ... I went and got another cat.

No sympathy. Any mouse dumb enough to show it's nose in a house with seven cats deserves his fate.

Life and death in suburbia ... they never eat them, either, I have to go looking for the little mangled carcasses, bleech.

 

[Kakdiesel]

poor people.

 

[swole]

what does this thread have in common with those started by:

covergrl80
missfit
angel
frisky
feisty

I gotchu covered:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453796

 

[javaguru]

I know..cats prefer to torture them...mini Hitler's. BTW, I thought only single lonely women had more than two cats?

 

[musclemom]

poor people.

Oh, pfffft, standard of living has nothing to do with it, I'm pretty solidly middle class. The little bugger either came in from outside or (more likely) over from next door, I live in a twin.

Edit: Regarding the neighbor comment, the last time I was talking with my neighbor (they're sort of odd), she was asking ME if I had a mouse problem. I haven't seen mouse evidence since the late spring soooo ...

 

[H_T_]

so you need your pipes cleaned?

 

[musclemom]

what does this thread have in common with those started by:

covergrl80
missfit
angel
frisky
feisty

I gotchu covered:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453796

Anything that makes NYCGirl give a frownie face can't be good. WTF is it with you and KB, you're both being bitchy as hell, either get over the rag, eat a pint of chocolate ice cream or take a freaking Midol, but stop being a sh*t.

I have NEVER done anything to you to warrant being insulted (and frankly, I consider "skank ass ho" a nasty childish insult).

 

[Kakdiesel]

Oh, pfffft, standard of living has nothing to do with it, I'm pretty solidly middle class. The little bugger either came in from outside or (more likely) over from next door, I live in a twin.

Edit: Regarding the neighbor comment, the last time I was talking with my neighbor (they're sort of odd), she was asking ME if I had a mouse problem. I haven't seen mouse evidence since the late spring soooo ...

i was kidding

 

[javaguru]

so you need your pipes cleaned?

I think so....but what do i know...

 

[musclemom]

I know..cats prefer to torture them...mini Hitler's. BTW, I thought only single lonely women had more than two cats?

Well, that's usually true, unless the man she's with happens to like cats too ... I inherited two of them (one was my mother's, she passed away two years ago, one was my son's), two were feral and adopted me -- one of which we're still in the process of taming -- and three were my solution to last year's unexpected case of the baby bug (litter pans, diapers, same thing).

 

[foreigngirl]

brrrr..mice...I would not dare touch it even with a stick of the broom

 

[musclemom]

so you need your pipes cleaned?

Oh, HT you know the answer to that question, silly boy.

Good to see you again.

 

[foreigngirl]

Oh, HT you know the answer to that question, silly boy.

Good to see you again.

you two not fighting anymore? Thats nice to see, cause I like you both

 

[musclemom]

brrrr..mice...I would not dare touch it even with a stick of the broom

Me neither, I was trying to get a box over him. My husband will pick them up but they can't break skin when they bite him. I only have weight lifting calluses and I'm a little skittish when it comes to putting my hands in danger.

 

[javaguru]

Well, that's usually true, unless the man she's with happens to like cats too ... I inherited two of them (one was my mother's, she passed away two years ago, one was my son's), two were feral and adopted me -- one of which we're still in the process of taming -- and three were my solution to last year's unexpected case of the baby bug (litter pans, diapers, same thing).

LMAO...the only men I've ever known who loved cats were gay. Most guys are dog lover's. I had two cats with my ex-wife but I did put my foot down.. you can't save them all! It was funny, my Nitchske will only accept cats if I bring them into the household. I admit, we were foster parents for other animals but I would only let her adopt two cats.

 

[musclemom]

you two not fighting anymore? Thats nice to see, cause I like you both

You're such a sweetie

You could certainly say that HT and I have ironed out our differences

 

[foreigngirl]

You're such a sweetie

You could certainly say that HT and I have ironed out our differences

when you get used to his humor, its all good. I like him, he makes me laugh like never before

 

[silverbackn]

when you get used to his humor, its all good. I like him, he makes me laugh like never before

He's a douche bag who needs to find a cliff and start jumping

 

[H_T_]

He's a douche bag who needs to find a cliff and start jumping

bor...how u gunna act?

 

[silverbackn]

bor...how u gunna act?

I got nothing but love for the HTizzle

 

[swole]

Anything that makes NYCGirl give a frownie face can't be good. WTF is it with you and KB, you're both being bitchy as hell, either get over the rag, eat a pint of chocolate ice cream or take a freaking Midol, but stop being a sh*t.

I have NEVER done anything to you to warrant being insulted (and frankly, I consider "skank ass ho" a nasty childish insult).

dude, purposely using " * " is pretty gay

just type the damn word

shit nukka

 

[H_T_]

dude, purposely using " * " is pretty gay

just type the damn word

shit nukka

the Swolden Child is right.

 

[musclemom]

LMAO...the only men I've ever known who loved cats were gay. Most guys are dog lover's. I had two cats with my ex-wife but I did put my foot down.. you can't save them all! It was funny, my Nitchske will only accept cats if I bring them into the household. I admit, we were foster parents for other animals but I would only let her adopt two cats.

We've both owned dogs, I'd have a dog now since I'm home all day, but my one cat is just mean, she'd go utterly midevil on it. Dogs are way bigger PITAs anyway, feed, water, poop, vacations are a total hassel, added expense if you board, lots of advance planning if you take 'em along. With cat's you just give 'em large bowls of food and water, see ya in a week, girls!

 

[musclemom]

the Swolden Child is right.

Fine, I'll type the mutherfucking words out, in full, but will SOMEONE please, in most emphatic terms, explain that I am NOT a dude to Swole, and at the same time I would really appreciate it if I could get a translation on Nukka, I thought a g'damned nukka was what you defrosted frozen chicken in.

 

[swole]

Fine, I'll type the mutherfucking words out, in full, but will SOMEONE please, in most emphatic terms, explain that I am NOT a dude to Swole, and at the same time I would really appreciate it if I could get a translation on Nukka, I thought a g'damned nukka was what you defrosted frozen chicken in.

dawg, you can definitely find chicken inside a nukka's belly, but it's not primarily used for defrosting one

 

[foreigngirl]

dude, purposely using " * " is pretty gay

just type the damn word

shit nukka

why do you care?

 

[scout69]

hmm ok

 

[musclemom]

dawg, you can definitely find chicken inside a nukka's belly, but it's not primarily used for defrosting one

Oh ...

I'm not that either.

 

[swole]

why do you care?

why do you care i care?

can't we all just care?

CAREBEAR STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[foreigngirl]

why do you care i care?

can't we all just care?

CAREBEAR STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f***ing c***sucker mother*****r as****e


there, its almost all out of my system....as you were...

 

[musclemom]

f***ing c***sucker mother*****r as****e

there, its almost all out of my system....as you were...

Swole, man, you pissed her off good by being an a**hole.

Proud of yourself

That's okay, you just get all that nasty repressed mysogynistic female aggression out on us nice safe internet girlies and someday you can go play with real girls

 

[Frisky]

why do you care i care?

can't we all just care?

CAREBEAR STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[javaguru]

We're men....we're supposed to be assholes, right?

 

[nycgirl]

dude, purposely using " * " is pretty gay
just type the damn word

shit nukka

She's a respectable lady that doesn't have the tendancy to cuss like a sailor. (like me - I got it from my mother).

She's a good woman, handled and bent over HT nicely . . . she's good for this board.

 

[musclemom]

We're men....we're supposed to be assholes, right?

No, my pretty-pretty, it is NOT axiomatic.

 

[musclemom]

She's a respectable lady that doesn't have the tendancy to cuss like a sailor. (like me - I got it from my mother).

She's a good woman, handled and bent over HT nicely . . . she's good for this board.

I have to give credit where it's due, HT made overtures of peace before I did. I was going for ignore/avoid, he waved a white flag.

But NYC, damn, girl, thank you

 

[nycgirl]

I have to give credit where it's due, HT made overtures of peace before I did. I was going for ignore/avoid, he waved a white flag.

But NYC, damn, girl, thank you

I'm just messing with HT.

MM, where are you located?

 

[jenscats5]

We've both owned dogs, I'd have a dog now since I'm home all day, but my one cat is just mean, she'd go utterly midevil on it. Dogs are way bigger PITAs anyway, feed, water, poop, vacations are a total hassel, added expense if you board, lots of advance planning if you take 'em along. With cat's you just give 'em large bowls of food and water, see ya in a week, girls!

Yes! I love animals - but dogs are too much like kids and with cats you can just leave food/water & leave 'em without getting arrested....

 

[H_T_]

oh hell no. did i just read some smack being talked my way??!

 

[nycgirl]

oh hell no. did i just read some smack being talked my way??!

Yes, you did.

 

[H_T_]

Yes, you did.

you're kidding me? i totally dominated her. pffff.....i can show you the dog collar.

 

[nycgirl]

you're kidding me? i totally dominated her. pffff.....i can show you the dog collar.

Were you wearing it when she bent over . . . I hope you were able to wave that flag high.

 

[H_T_]

Were you wearing it when she bent over . . . I hope you were able to wave that flag high.

L o l. ha ha ha, veeeery funny.

 

[musclemom]

Yes! I love animals - but dogs are too much like kids and with cats you can just leave food/water & leave 'em without getting arrested....

BINGO! Like I said, if my one cat wasn't bitch-kitty, I'd like a dog, being home alone, but really, an alarm system is a lot less hassle!

 

[musclemom]

you're kidding me? i totally dominated her. pffff.....i can show you the dog collar.

Excuse me, I thought we reached a mutual accord

I already said you we're the bigger man and put the olive branch forth first but I didn't really see this as a dominance thing ...

 

[H_T_]

Excuse me, I thought we reached a mutual accord

I already said you we're the bigger man and put the olive branch forth first but I didn't really see this as a dominance thing ...

oops, uh, sorry. uh, didn't see you standin' there.

 

[musclemom]

oops, uh, sorry. uh, didn't see you standin' there.

Well, in that case