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I just got in big trouble!

68GT350

68GT350

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I let my girlfriend see Elite Fitness for the first time. She begins snooping and see's the PMS thread I posted a while ago. I embellished to get a bit of rise out of people here and she saw that. She flips out on me and i'm in the dog house.

No one on here knows me personally and I was just in a frisky mood to spark up some crazy talk on how girls can be nutso and now I think she's very upset.

To set the record straight, fellas and gals, I'm dating a very conservative, stable, beautiful, career oriented woman who means the world to me. I just wanted to publicly state that I'm sorry if she took offense to a story which was partially truthful and winded up turning into a pack of lies for my own amusement.

I wouldn't have shown her the website if I thought she'd flip out on me for telling half a phony story to people I don't know, but apparently, I've really hurt her feelings.

We've been dating for a short while, and we've told exchanged "I love You's" and I mean it. I'm a lucky guy. Hopefully, she'll see this and forgive me or at least give me some karma!

:P

Kidding, I just want to set the record straight that the girl I started mentioning didn't turn into a psycho...she's very normal and sensative. Make no mistake, she's still very hot and still every sweet. Just very very sensative.
 
Wait till I tell her about the other stuff you have posted on here. J/k. I don't know what he has posted. Seems like stuff about how much he loves this girl. What a pussy.
 
make sure to have lots of unprotected sex with her, and then tell her you have aids after you guys break up.
 
HOLY SHIT! What the heck are you doing!? Any woman who you are dating that takes what you say on here seriously, especially when you are embellishing, is a wack-job... come to think of it, all women are wack-jobs...

You don' t have to apologize to us... or me... in fact, I REJECT your apology... and reinstate your former comments.

If the chick you are with can't see that you have a fucking sense of humor and like to clown every now and then, maybe she should consider whether or not she even fucking knows you.

C-ditty
 
I would NEVER tell a guy I am dating about this place.

My husband knows and look what happened there LOL! Lots and Lots of courtroom fodder

Hehehehehehheheheheheheheheheee

Too bad it will cost him over $30K to figure that out. He is just one dumb bastard....
 
I wish I had a vagina right between my pecs on my chest. That way, I would have easy access and could simply rub my chest for instant gratification. Yeah, that would be sweet.
 
Sorry, but that is how I REALLY laugh. Ask any board member who has spoken to me personally.

My laugh has been described as being anywhere from hearty and contagious to maniacal.

Sorry fellas. No can do.
 
She thinks i'm totally psycho but at least she forgave me. I kind of got pissed right back at her for not having faith in me. She thinks hte stuff i wrote means I don't like her and stuff. I told her that i rarely embellish stories but sometimes, I do to get a rise out of people and she really wasn't meant to see that, anyways.

Well, I smoothed things over, life is ok, and the world continues to turn. Note to self: Keep elite to my damn self or watch what I say.

All kidding aside, though, she's really a rare find. This girl is Transylvanian! She's hungarian/Romanian and hails from the land of legend and lore. Crazy, eh?
 
saint808 said:
at least you aren't blatantly kissing her ass... assuming she reads this even...
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Very close , she should you give her head every day for a month , you lucky lucky bastard!
 
Good luck 68gt350 you must really like this girl to be posting a thread that is going to lead to a royal ass reaming for you.
 
bikinimom said:
Not as crasy as you think luv.... Hungarian women are the most beautiful in the world! LOL Or so I have been told!
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My X was a pure bread Hungarian. Very beautiful but not the most beautiful in the world. Fair skinned & great genetics.

Brazilian women are the most beautiful women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Polish & Ukranian women are very nice as well.
 
PolishHammer1977 said:


My X was a pure bread Hungarian. Very beautiful but not the most beautiful in the world. Fair skinned & great genetics.

Brazilian women are the most beautiful women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Polish & Ukranian women are very nice as well.
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Oh come on... you must know that I was saying that tongue in cheek. I work with a lot of Brazilian women and yes, they are very beautiful and exotic looking. But did you also know that Brazil is the cosmetic surgery capital OF THE WORLD?!

Boach, tell her "Boldog Karàcsonyi Ünnepeket!"

:)
 
bikinimom said:
I work with a lot of Brazilian women and yes, they are very beautiful and exotic looking. But did you also know that Brazil is the cosmetic surgery capital OF THE WORLD?!
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I thought Beverly Hills was the cosmetic surgery capital of the world. lol. In my experience, Brazilian women have the best genetics. All in one. Sure there are your exceptionable people but on the whole, I like their make up the best.:D

The fact that you brought up cosmetcis. Do the Brazilians you know go all out for cosmetic surgery?
 
That is a BIG FAT YEP-PER!

It is a fact that Brazil is the cosmetic surgery capital of THE WORLD. THE MOST Ms Universe winners have hailed from Brazil. There is no social stigma attached to cosmetic surgery whatsoever.

I have yet to see a Brazilian girl with a botched procedure (although I am sure that it happens) and it costs WAY less than in the US.

Damn, I need to move! LOL
 
bikinimom said:
Not as crasy as you think luv.... Hungarian women are the most beautiful in the world! LOL Or so I have been told!
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lol...are YOU Hungarian? Well, in any case, I find that very easy to believe. From the moment I first saw her, I thought she was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Awesome smile with perfect teeth, pouty lips, long flowing wavy brunette hair with natural reddish tint, HUGE beautiful brownish/green expressive eyes, cute roundish nose, fair skin, 108lbs., small but perky boobs, demure and well kept hands, awesome ass, tight stomach, and all her body fat is well dispersed in the perfect places. My god, even her freakin feet are perfect.

Besides that, she's got a sexy voice and a goofy personality that totally compliments mine. I know I sound like a ranting lunatic but my guard has been up the entire time and she has literally shattered my negative beliefs of all women. She pays for half our dates, she drives often, she makes the first move often enough, she constantly reminds me how much she cares about me verbally, phsyically, and with cute and very thoughtful gestures. I've tried nothing but to slow the relationship's progress but I simply can NOT find anything wrong with her aside from her being very sensative which isn't really all that bad.

I mean, she's extremely close with her family, teaches pre-school, stays home, hangs out with her brother, and studies hard at getting her degree for a real teaching job. If there's no such thing as a perfect woman, I've certainly found a very close candidate.
 
...and yes, i'm gonna prolly get my ass reamed out for this by the fellas (frack, citrus) and get my B.I.T.C.H.S. membership totally revoked and even jailed for male treason but I can't help it.

I'm real jaded and this girl would turn the most skeptical into a believer. Take it from me, guys...there are such things as good women. Just keep looking, be patient, and treat em all good. If not, you might scare away one of the good ones.

Mag, she's not really that conservative. She's easy enough to talk to. I stopped by your place but you weren't home.
 
Give it six months, you'll be running a B.I.T.C.H.S. chapter again before ya know it!
 
68GT350 said:
I let my girlfriend see Elite Fitness for the first time. She begins snooping and see's the PMS thread I posted a while ago. I embellished to get a bit of rise out of people here and she saw that. She flips out on me and i'm in the dog house.

No one on here knows me personally and I was just in a frisky mood to spark up some crazy talk on how girls can be nutso and now I think she's very upset.

To set the record straight, fellas and gals, I'm dating a very conservative, stable, beautiful, career oriented woman who means the world to me. I just wanted to publicly state that I'm sorry if she took offense to a story which was partially truthful and winded up turning into a pack of lies for my own amusement.

I wouldn't have shown her the website if I thought she'd flip out on me for telling half a phony story to people I don't know, but apparently, I've really hurt her feelings.

We've been dating for a short while, and we've told exchanged "I love You's" and I mean it. I'm a lucky guy. Hopefully, she'll see this and forgive me or at least give me some karma!

:P

Kidding, I just want to set the record straight that the girl I started mentioning didn't turn into a psycho...she's very normal and sensative. Make no mistake, she's still very hot and still every sweet. Just very very sensative.
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Welcome to my world bro. My wife went on my site and found a whole bunch of shit that had no meaning to me and picked it apart and accused me of "cheating" on the internet. Fucking bullshit. :mad:
 
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Big Jroy said:


Welcome to my world bro. My wife went on my site and found a whole bunch of shit that had no meaning to me and picked it apart and accused me of "cheating" on the internet. Fucking bullshit. :mad:
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Perhaps it's time to be more sincere in all facets of my life...including this anonymous one that may have more meaning than I let myself believe.

I hope your wife isn't holding any of this against you.
 
68GT350 said:


lol...are YOU Hungarian? Well, in any case, I find that very easy to believe. From the moment I first saw her, I thought she was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Awesome smile with perfect teeth, pouty lips, long flowing wavy brunette hair with natural reddish tint, HUGE beautiful brownish/green expressive eyes, cute roundish nose, fair skin, 108lbs., small but perky boobs, demure and well kept hands, awesome ass, tight stomach, and all her body fat is well dispersed in the perfect places. My god, even her freakin feet are perfect.

Besides that, she's got a sexy voice and a goofy personality that totally compliments mine. I know I sound like a ranting lunatic but my guard has been up the entire time and she has literally shattered my negative beliefs of all women. She pays for half our dates, she drives often, she makes the first move often enough, she constantly reminds me how much she cares about me verbally, phsyically, and with cute and very thoughtful gestures. I've tried nothing but to slow the relationship's progress but I simply can NOT find anything wrong with her aside from her being very sensative which isn't really all that bad.

I mean, she's extremely close with her family, teaches pre-school, stays home, hangs out with her brother, and studies hard at getting her degree for a real teaching job. If there's no such thing as a perfect woman, I've certainly found a very close candidate.
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Yes, FULL BLOODED LOL!

Good for you!!! But remember when the shit hits the fan... Remember how happy you were just now. It will give you more patience when the difficult times hit.
 
bikinimom said:


Yes, FULL BLOODED LOL!

Good for you!!! But remember when the shit hits the fan... Remember how happy you were just now. It will give you more patience when the difficult times hit.
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I'm not sure if I should rejoice or be afraid that you two share the same cultural orientation but it does explain a lot.

:)
 
Forget it bro, you better dump her before it gets worse after she "snags" you for good. She should realize the internet is full of bullshit that people dont really mean in real life. Remember the old saying: any problems get magnified once you are married or living together.
 
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