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I just bet my 5 year old son $3500
- Thread starter miplank
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lartinos
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It is important teach children the importance of meeting their goals.
Cuz the other day I threw a wad of cash at him and said merry Christmas. I Was only kidding but he didn't understand. I thought he knew I was joking but like 20 min later he said, " so dad...why did you give me all that money?" to which I told him I was kidding and he chewed my ass telling me how it wasn't very nice.
So I told him if he could eat as much as he told his mom he could I would give him $3500 cash. I forgot I made the bet until my wife started laughing and told me he was about to eat them all. I was like..."damn he is hungry" and she reminded me about the bet and I said,"fuck, he is going to eat all those just to win the bet"
Pwnt!
So I told him if he could eat as much as he told his mom he could I would give him $3500 cash. I forgot I made the bet until my wife started laughing and told me he was about to eat them all. I was like..."damn he is hungry" and she reminded me about the bet and I said,"fuck, he is going to eat all those just to win the bet"
Pwnt!
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EarthRider
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u could have offered him a dollar and had same results
Not a chance...
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lartinos
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and people complain of there being no jobs... We now know someone who made $3500 eating corndogs.
Can he count to $3500? Can u pull off thirty five hundred as in 350? Lol
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I will eat 5 corndogs for $3000
Babyplank can count! Unless he's nervous, then he started skipping numbers. Lol
calveless wonder
New member
$50 is like a million to a 5 year old.
should have said $50.
now your house is gonna be flooded with a palette full of skittles and tonka trucks
should have said $50.
now your house is gonna be flooded with a palette full of skittles and tonka trucks
Lol, yup! Not anymore tho.
You care!
Omg... You really are Mormon?
Wtf...who said I was Mormon?
TableFun
Banned
lololololol
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EarthRider
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Strip Clubs are stupid. You pay a chic to see her boobs but can't touch em, wtf
then you drive home with dudes
then you drive home with dudes
Pretty sure they let you do more than touch em if you aren't ugly.
Sorry about your luck.
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EarthRider
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EarthRider
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lolololololol
You might want to reach down and make sure your balls are still there. Scared of mice and never been to a strip club? Come on bro!
I said rats bitch!
so did he eat them?
the lil guy goin to pay up? or you goin to send your people after him?
why do you even feed him corn dogs to begin with 
$3500 at 5.....just wait till he's 15!!
I didn't peg you as a Mormon Plank...lol
I didn't peg you as a Mormon Plank...lol
WoodyO
New member
jw?
I just made a percocet/protein smoothie.
too much?
ya lol....too much
make you snooze?
you serious?i might try it...now
Strongbow
New member
I'm serious as fuck bro, but I got tired of my nostrils fighting over who was getting more snort time, so now I just crsuh up two, one for each nostril. It is the way of EF Hesus go now and be erry and Gay, I meant No Hetro
Hahhaahhaahahahahah holy fuck we are a mess
you shuldnt snort acetaminophen, why not just parachute the pill with some soda?
mostly because I dont fucking want to
That'll be a first
Buauhahahaha.
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Spartacus
Guest
Why not just cut to the chase and make the switch to heroin?
Strongbow
New member
You should snort a kilo of STFU
She's too mouthy. Get ya bish in line
Strongbow
New member
Well pull your ass over then.
red*
*Am
Ok ok I take it back
Forgive?
Forgive?
Lololol
*am ...because I didnt mention that same kid needed help after asking me "How do I know which letters are the capital ones?"
Wouldn't bother me a bit.
WoodyO
New member
I meant it in a good.
Tell him to eat that shit, chew that shit
All this e-flirting is making my dick soft and pliable like silly putty. Here's a pic I took of one of my guys trying to go to the bathroom in peace:
Awesome
