I just banged a rooster!

[gonelifting]

Nah jk I just love the outrageous thread titles.

I saw a dog trying to have sex with a chicken once. It was chasing the chicken around all day mounting it.

 

[KillahBee]

I saw a dog trying to have sex with a chicken once. It was chasing the chicken around all day mounting it.

You just summed up my entire sexual experience in the college years.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

dogs chase chickens. that doesn't mean they want sex. They could be hongry.

 

[gonelifting]

dogs chase chickens. that doesn't mean they want sex. They could be hongry.

He was mounting the thing from behind! lol It would never stand still enough for him to penetrate. It was`nt a chicken exactly, it was some other fowl that escapes me right now.

A peacock or something. I forget. Maybe a parrot. It was a long time ago.

 

[KillahBee]

He was mounting the thing from behind! lol It would never stand still enough for him to penetrate. It was`nt a chicken exactly, it was some other fowl that escapes me right now.

A peacock or something. I forget. Maybe a parrot. It was a long time ago.

Toolshed.

 

[Smurfy]

pass the salt

 

[KillahBee]

pass the salt

%

 

[gonelifting]

pass the salt

lol I wish I had that Salt and pepper shaker pic to post at will.

and ...One more sig quote and you`ll be bordering stalkish.

 

[SoreArms]

once in Mexico, when I was little, I had a rooster that was the stud of the hens (for eggs) and thought he was a fighting rooster, so I fought it with a rooster from one of my friends who bred fighting roosters. It lost and got his eyes poked out. It was no longer good for the chickens so I killed him and ate him. He was old so the meat was really tough.

 

[Smurfy]

lol I wish I had that Salt and pepper shaker pic to post at will.

and ...One more sig quote and you`ll be bordering stalkish.

wtf I already told you I'm a groupie...and you seemed fine with that. Don't go flip script on me now.

 

[gonelifting]

wtf I already told you I'm a groupie...and you seemed fine with that. Don't go flip script on me now.

lol you know I`m jk. I love it. That`s why I beg for it.

PS thanks for folding the laundry too. You`re great.

 

[wootoom]

lol this is a really good thread

 

[slickdadd]

One time my dog tried to bang a pound puppy toy I had. He was all looking around, checking to see if the coast was clear, then made his move and commenced the humpage. After I laughed and diddled myself for a moment, I rescued the pound puppy.