I just asked a black chick I work with to get me coffee

[sublime35]

did she yell that she was choking on the coffee stirer?

HAHAHAH....that's the funniest shit i've ever heard, I couldn't breathe for a min. or two..then KB had to follow it up w/ the flossing thing. Holy Shit, ya'll are trying kill me.

 

[nutsnack]

next time wear your "I have the dick, so i make the rules" shirt

 

[Lestat]

you got pwned dude

 

[Dial_tone]

I wouldn't ask a black chick to get me coffee...and i'm black. mad props. Did she do that thing where they make their head spin around on their shoulders while they wave their finger in the air?

 

[nycgirl]

I wouldn't ask a black chick to get me coffee...and i'm black. mad props. Did she do that thing where they make their head spin around on their shoulders while they wave their finger in the air?

Same here. Now, I can be "sassy" at times, but I don't mess with the sisters that make their heads spin and wave the fingers.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Killa doesn't care about Black people!

or midgets.

 

[Mavafanculo]

I was at the movies the other day and this black woman was sitting next to me. I got up to use the lil' chef's room and said excuse me to her. She said " I ain't movin' fo no bahdy".....

you should have peed on her.

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[awittyusername]

This has nothing to do with race. You guys are just tools

I am confident she would have served me up. (and brought me my coffee)

 

[Mavafanculo]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16823107127

$6.00 well spent

 

[canadianhitman]

Correct way to handle this:

"I only asked since you were headed that way anyways...I'd have gotten some for you if you'd asked. But hey, if you don't want us to treat each other like friends, that's your choice. Have a nice day."