I invented a device for limp phallus.

[biteme]

When you've gone all you can go, and it doesn't want to cooperate anymore, just tape a popsicle stick to it. Works like a charm.

 

[jerkbox]

what kinda tape should i use?

 

[Gambino]

100 mg viagra works for me...

 

[Dante Alighieri]

what kinda tape should i use?

duct tape.

 

[out_at_sea]

When you've gone all you can go, and it doesn't want to cooperate anymore, just tape a popsicle stick to it. Works like a charm.

Sad news ...feel sorry for you...

No need here for any attachements...

 

[alien amp pharm]

What if our penis is smaller than a popsickle stick?

Not that I am, I'm just saying...

Hypothetical of course

 

[toga22]

Umm....You could try a flat toothpick and dental floss...

 

[alien amp pharm]

Umm....You could try a flat toothpick and dental floss...

I'll try that then......uh, I mean good idea for those poor bastards.

 

[broley]

Vegas baby, Vegas.
or
Reno hotstuff, Reno.

 

[biteme]

Sad news ...feel sorry for you...

No need here for any attachements...

Congrats Super stud. I thought I was doing pretty good. Over 20 orgasms in 5 days, when it suddenly said, "Leave me the fuck alone for awhile." Still managed to get it back up, had to beat it 200 mph, but it finally came back. Is that TMI? lol

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i've had to do that beat it 200mph thing before. one girl told me to just relax and wait, to which i responded "hell no! i want to fuck you NOW!"

that got me some assistance

 

[out_at_sea]

Congrats Super stud. I thought I was doing pretty good. Over 20 orgasms in 5 days, when it suddenly said, "Leave me the fuck alone for awhile." Still managed to get it back up, had to beat it 200 mph, but it finally came back. Is that TMI? lol

TMI....indeed.

 

[tripleblonde]

i wonder what would happen if a girl took viagra?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you'd be able to have a sword fight...dick vs. clit.

 

[tripleblonde]

you'd be able to have a sword fight...dick vs. clit.

lol

that was purty funny crack

 

[starfish]

you'd be able to have a sword fight...dick vs. clit.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!