I hope this works.........

[rudedawg]

WANTED: AMERICANS TO ROOT OUT LOCAL
TERRORISTS

Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to
see a naked woman that is not a wife, this Saturday afternoon
at 2:00 pm Eastern time, all North American women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour
is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women
nude. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol,
a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your participation. God Bless America!
Come on guys, get out there and support the gals as they root out the terrorists hiding in YOUR neighborhood.

 

[Citruscide]

If Only...

C

 

[Raina]

It looks like a good plan on paper but there are an awful lot of ladies out there that I'd rather not see undressed....at least the ones that work in my office.

 

[Citruscide]

It looks like a good plan on paper but there are an awful lot of ladies out there that I'd rather not see undressed....at least the ones that work in my office.

Good point... I hear the taliban likes naked fat, ugly disgusting women... and would only be repelled from hot chicks... and especially checks with great bodies... so I think that only hot chicks should be outside naked??

C

 

[Raina]

Yes-- but C, what about the trashy-talkshow variety obese women who think they're sexy?? I think I'm overanalyzing this....

 

[rudedawg]

I think I'm overanalyzing this....

Ya think

 

[rudedawg]

It looks like a good plan on paper but there are an awful lot of ladies out there that I'd rather not see undressed....at least the ones that work in my office.

BTW.......thanks for ruining my Saturday......of course I will be in San Diego on the beach so that would make it even better!!!!!

Damn you............damn you