i havent eaten in almost 24 hours

[p0ink]

this is bullshit.

i skipped breakfast this morning because i enjoyed my 5 hours of sleep a bit more than i should have. and since i was stupid enough to schedule an 8 am class on thursday, breakfast just wasn't an option.

after a 4 hour lab, i had to cram hardcore for an exam, so i had to skip lunch as well.

i am so fucking disciplined...

after my exam, i go to my favorite deli to grab my 2 customary, pre-dinner gyros, and what do i discover? i left my wallet at my gf's place.

yeah, i'm starving...but she is off of work in 30 minutes, then we could go get dinner. just a little bit longer...

well, i forgot she took a half day to go down to her parents' place to take care of some misc stuff. so, once again, i am shit out of luck.

i go to call any one of my friends to see who is on campus, until i realize i left my phone in the same spot as my wallet...and since i dont know any of their numbers by heart, i can't touch base with them or anyone.

i take the bus back to my place (which i am rarely at), and start to scrounge for something to eat. normally there would be food in a kitchen...but when you rarely even stay at your own place and you live with a bunch of stoners who eat like wild locusts...there is NOTHING to eat.

oh, i know...maybe i can bum some cash off of one of them....only NO ONE IS FUCKING HOME.

do we have a land line so i could call someone? of course not.

ok, i've been hungrier and i survived...all i have to do is wait for my gf to get back from her parents house, which should be anytime now.

wrong.

as it turns out, she was using her parents computer and signed on AIM. so, i shoot her a message asking her when the fuck she is going to be home, and she tells me she is waiting for her mom to finish dinner....and she just put some clothes in the washer to wash.

this was 15 minutes ago....

did i mention her parents live nearly 2 hours away?

i swear, i must have really pissed off God or something, because NOTHING (besides my 94 on my exam) went right today.

this is ridiculous.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Well, you can take your index finger and rub the narrow vertical channel right below your earlobe. THe channel where the jawbone meets the skull. Somehow that stunts hunger signals to the brain. Rub up & down for about 20 seconds and your hunger pangs will go away mostly.

Another cool one is to massage your temples in a circular motion for 10 seconds, then try to activate your gag reflex by sticking your finger down your throat.

 

[PICK3]

Well, you can take your index finger and rub the narrow vertical channel right below your earlobe. THe channel where the jawbone meets the skull. Somehow that stunts hunger signals to the brain. Rub up & down for about 20 seconds and your hunger pangs will go away mostly.

Another cool one is to massage your temples in a circular motion for 10 seconds, then try to activate your gag reflex by sticking your finger down your throat.

Or, you can take your index finger and rub your cawk.

 

[Raptorex]

Or, you can take your index finger and rub my cawk.

fixed

 

[p0ink]

none of you know how this feels...

 

[Lao Tzu]

none of you know how this feels...

Index finga nigga. Would nordstrom let you down?

 

[p0ink]

and she wants sympathy because she got a flu shot today...........

amazing.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I'd just ask strangers for change. $1 is enough. Just lie and say you need the money for a parking meter.

 

[chewyxrage]

whoa dude


that sucks, I feel for ya.

I always keep a spare credit card at my apartment just in case....I'd walk to the 7-11 or something and get some munchies. Too bad you don't have as much forethought as me

 

[stilleto]

this is too long for me to read, but i haven't eaten in 2 days either.