I have to go to a pool party tonight with a bunch of high school girls.

[biteme]

We're back. The football team crashed the pool party and the cops were called. Young dudes are so stupid. There was one very pretty girl, but my woman stood out as a remarkably beautiful woman.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Well my woman is 40 and I'd rather have her. She has one of the best pair of legs and ass on the planet and is my near sexual equal. No young girl could compete with that.

i beg to differ

 

[Mavafanculo]

The best cure would be, listen to them talk. As soon as you hear them, your dick will go flacid.

you just have to train yourself to zone them out.

this is all I see while I make believe I'm listening to them

 

[PICK3]

When I die I want to come back as a 10th grade girl's gym teacher.

just sayin

 

[KillahBee]

When I die I want to come back as a 10th grade girl's gym teacher.

just sayin

I'd rather come back as her bike seat

 

[ballet gal]

Oh, please. Biteme had a ball with all those young girls checking out his muscles (not to mention their mothers doing the same thing). He thought he was the only Rooster in the chicken pen, and he loved it. Meanwhile, I had work to do, but managed to spot him checking out one girl in particular. He almost shit when I informed him that that particular girl was his neice's best friend. I love fucking with that man.

 

[rudeboyja]

Really sux man. They'll probably think I'm looking at them and stuff.

Just remember Mark Churmura if you start drinking.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'd rather come back as her bike seat

The one that her younger brother always practices on?

 

[Mavafanculo]

When I die I want to come back as a 10th grade girl's gym teacher.

just sayin

you want to be a fat lesbian?

 

[PICK3]

you want to be a fat lesbian?

I kinda am already.