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hey, I shower atleast two times per day, so it's not like I'm walking around with swamp ass and schweaty balls right now. I'm currently clean and dapper.
 
DieselGunz said:
just spray some Axe body spray and you are good to go!
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That's part of my daily post-shower routine . After shaving my balls totally clean, I take a beard trimmer to the hair above my man muscle. After trimming it down to a fine carpet, I shape it like a box with a straight razor (fresh one of course). After all that I grab the head of my cawk, lift, then spray some Axe onto my balls and general groin area. I trim the area once a week, but the Axe is daily. Fresh, like a million bucks.
 
swole said:
That's part of my daily post-shower routine . After shaving my balls totally clean, I take a beard trimmer to the hair above my man muscle. After trimming it down to a fine carpet, I shape it like a box with a straight razor (fresh one of course). After all that I grab the head of my cawk, lift, then spray some Axe onto my balls and general groin area. I trim the area once a week, but the Axe is daily. Fresh, like a million bucks.
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tmi
 
SoreArms said:
and my balls smell but I don't feel like taking a shower tonight

hopefully I wont rash
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can you smell them from the distance from said balls to your nose, or are you able to contort yourself in such a way that your nose is in relative close proximaty to your nether region?
 
crak600 said:
Gold Bond on the balls does wonders. It feels like 1000 beautiful ice maidens blowing gently on your scrotum at the same time.
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im an abuser a well.

your balls feel like your cock just smoked a Newport.

Sorearms. Check out the product Swole and I are comin out with in my gallery. I think it could help!
 
stilleto said:
can you smell them from the distance from said balls to your nose, or are you able to contort yourself in such a way that your nose is in relative close proximaty to your nether region?
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that was last night, they felt sticky and itchy, I smelled my fingers after scratching vigorously
 
swole said:
That's part of my daily post-shower routine . After shaving my balls totally clean, I take a beard trimmer to the hair above my man muscle. After trimming it down to a fine carpet, I shape it like a box with a straight razor (fresh one of course). After all that I grab the head of my cawk, lift, then spray some Axe onto my balls and general groin area. I trim the area once a week, but the Axe is daily. Fresh, like a million bucks.
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I am completely shaven, actually prickly at the moment, just leave the treasure trail down to my cawk sort of like a landing strip but it comes all the way from my belly button.

I use baby powder now and then on really humid days but have never tried gold bond, I'll might jsut go out and buy some.
 
SoreArms said:
I am completely shaven, actually prickly at the moment, just leave the treasure trail down to my cawk sort of like a landing strip but it comes all the way from my belly button.

I use baby powder now and then on really humid days but have never tried gold bond, I'll might jsut go out and buy some.
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Start out with the yellow. Then ease your way into the green.

Watch out for your tip!
 
hamstershaver said:
huh? explain
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take a straw, a small one, like a coffee stirer, insert into the tip of your cawk. then take a pice of paper and roll it into a funnel shape, making the end small enough to fit into the stirer. into the other end, pour in some goldbond. the one in the green container. you'll feel good.
 
hamstershaver said:
huh? explain
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If you refer back to my post you'll notice I mentioned grabbing the end of my cock with my hand. This is to prevent any possible Axe from entering my penis and burning. Protect what's inside.
 
stilleto said:
take a straw, a small one, like a coffee stirer, insert into the tip of your cawk. then take a pice of paper and roll it into a funnel shape, making the end small enough to fit into the stirer. into the other end, pour in some goldbond. the one in the green container. you'll feel good.
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ill pass on that one
 
dunk said:
Sorearms. Check out the product Swole and I are comin out with in my gallery. I think it could help!
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Exactly how i pictured it. Great job on the tentative ad material. I like the NYCgirl promotion as well.
 
hamstershaver said:
huh? explain
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The gold bottle color is regular.

The green one is medicated.

When i put the green one on my nuts i kinda hold open my boxers, grab a pinch and give in an Emeril Style "BAM!!" when i apply it.

Its more fun that way.
 
swole said:
If you refer back to my post you'll notice I mentioned grabbing the end of my cock with my hand. This is to prevent any possible Axe from entering my penis and burning. Protect what's inside.
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which scent do you use?
i tried one at target and me and klu liked it but i didnt buy it
the next time i saw some was at another store and i sprayed a few but didnt really care for those smells
 
dunk said:
The gold bottle color is regular.

The green one is medicated.

When i put the green one on my nuts i kinda hold open my boxers, grab a pinch and give in an Emeril Style "BAM!!" when i apply it.

Its more fun that way.
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lmao at bam!!!!!
 
I bought axe spray once and I liked it, my ex liked it too but I just felt that it was a bit too "old spice" like or something
 
hamstershaver said:
which scent do you use?
i tried one at target and me and klu liked it but i didnt buy it
the next time i saw some was at another store and i sprayed a few but didnt really care for those smells
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I don't remember the name, but go for more of a mellow as opposed to tart (or fruity) scent. The tart scents don't last too long and can often be confused with crotch rot. I find the mellow scents to last longer and have more of a favorable response from chicken heads all around the globe.
 
swole said:
That's part of my daily post-shower routine . After shaving my balls totally clean, I take a beard trimmer to the hair above my man muscle. After trimming it down to a fine carpet, I shape it like a box with a straight razor (fresh one of course). After all that I grab the head of my cawk, lift, then spray some Axe onto my balls and general groin area. I trim the area once a week, but the Axe is daily. Fresh, like a million bucks.
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lol thats so cute
now we know why men spend mor time in the bathroom primping before a date
 
dunk said:
The gold bottle color is regular.

The green one is medicated.

When i put the green one on my nuts i kinda hold open my boxers, grab a pinch and give in an Emeril Style "BAM!!" when i apply it.

Its more fun that way.
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I STARTED with the blue. The burn was tremendous and, ummm, it kind of excited me.

Gold Bond is awesome. I recommend it to any male over anything else you can put on your balls besides a woman's mouth.
 
crak600 said:
I STARTED with the blue. The burn was tremendous and, ummm, it kind of excited me.

Gold Bond is awesome. I recommend it to any male over anything else you can put on your balls besides a woman's mouth.
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Chilly Nuts.
 
and it's his very first post too.

Whiskey
 
i am guessing he doesn't have too many (if any at all!) second dates?
 
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