I have no sig quote, best one in this thread gets in:

[jrlex]

klu tried to wake me up yesterday with a blow job, i told her to no, i needed my coffee, a guy needs his priorities

Atta boy! Priorities

 

[jrlex]

Ready..... GO!

Hmm ok try this one.

"I like skinny white pale girls that look like they're about to die with a long tounge and a flat head to put a beer on top."


What do you think bran?

 

[Griz1]

"If women didn't have cunts, they'd be SLAVES"

-Mating cry of the trailer park teen "Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

 

[KillahBee]

I was engaged once and then it got broken off. You know where the ring is today? On her finger. You know where here finger is? With the rest of her body in the bottom of the Hudson.

......

 

[Saintinistic]

"Too much bran, gives you the shits"

 

[Sub-Zero]

"Too much bran, gives you the shits"

too much bran also makes you want to quit reading EF for a couple of days

 

[nutsnack]

please NEVER quote me in your sig b/c i have to say that is the gayest thing since gay hit gaytown!!!