I have no access to weights

[J-Ro]

If my life were not shitty enough, the one staple I had was the iron, it was always there even if things weren't going right. But now, I've moved off to go back to college, or so I thought, and things couldn't be worse. My loans fell through, so I can't attend, and I also won't have acces to the University gyms which leaves me in my current quandry. Is there any home workouts or anything I can do until I find a gym (and money)? This week was the first workouts I've missed in about about two years, and I'm fuming

 

[The Almighty]

All I can suggest is a pushups, pullups, shit like that.

Sorry to hear that bro that sucks a mean cock.

 

[STORM SHADOW]

I'd join the Army Green Beret Special Forces if I were you. Ok.....I'm plugging for them......but look at it this way.
You join the SF Army Nat'l Guard.....they give you $50gs for College.......& a sign up bonus of around $5g's.........really. So when you get back.......Go to college on the Army & lift all you want. Most you'll be gone if you do the SF part is a year.....a few months for other jobs.

 

[J-Ro]

Thanks for the option Storm Shadow, but I can't get in the military because I have asthma

 

[STORM SHADOW]

You can't volunteer to die for your country because you have asthma? Now that really does piss me off. I can see it if a person is a fag........but asthma? I would fight next to you anyday before showering with a fag.

 

[J-Ro]

My brother's in the Marines, so I looked at it seriously too. I talked to some recruiters, and they said there's no way I could join, and those guys will tell you anything to get you signed! My asthma is kinda bad, but its under control. I guess you'd have to have really acute asthma to get in.

 

[GaryWary]

You can't volunteer to die for your country because you have asthma? Now that really does piss me off. I can see it if a person is a fag........but asthma? I would fight next to you anyday before showering with a fag.

What about a fag with asthma?

 

[STORM SHADOW]

What about a fag with asthma?

Now he might be able to get in.


NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muahahahahahahahahaha

 

[GaryWary]

what about a foreign disabled fag with asthma and halitosis?

 

[GaryWary]

you know... I mean Amaf...

 

[STORM SHADOW]

OMG hahahahahahahahaha