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SoreArms

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Remember the job I got break dancing at Costco? Yesterday I had the closing shift, 2:00 PM - Close, I was doing my thing in the middle of the electronics department, next to the flat screen TV's. By the way have you guys seen the HD TV's they have there? I love those and they're cheap! Oh yeah, so I had a nice crowd around me, I was going from a leg kick to the worm whe none other than Arsenio Hall walks in, yes "the" Arsenio Hall. So now the pressure is on, I mean this guy is famous, he can make my career happen. So I do my best routine ever, I did the kid and play, the cabbage patch, the robot, even did the best rendition of the maniac dance from the "She's a maniac" video. At the end of the song I did a back flip, landed on my feet and threw my hands up in the air. The crowd loved it, but I was concerned about Arsenio. I was trying not to look at him directly just looking at him from the corner of my eye, he stood silent for a while, a sweat drop fell from my forehead and I started to get an itch on the side of my nose but I didn't move I was waiting for his reaction. Then out of no where he starts waving his fist in the air and doing the "woo woo woo" thing, and the whole crowd started doing it too! And guess what, I'm going to be on Star Search! Oh my god, I gotta go practice now, I'll see you guys later.

Also I'm out of paper clips
 
:lmao:
 
Smurfy said:
He had to change his name since he doesnt lift anymore.

Bwahahaha..

:lmao:
 
Laughing my FAO!!!!! Damn bro. You write like me better than I do. Wait.

OK, yes.

Too funny.


and 99,999 k points. Damn!
 
gonelifting said:
Laughing my FAO!!!!! Damn bro. You write like me better than I do. Wait.

OK, yes.

Too funny.


and 99,999 k points. Damn!
what are you talking about I am you, I mean you are me, I mean, oh you know what I mean.
 
gonelefting said:
what are you talking about I am you, I mean you are me, I mean, oh you know what I mean.


Now that we're here, I have no use for my JerseyArt name. If everyone could please bomb me on that handle, I'd appreciate it. Write something funny in the red k post too. Thanks bros.
 
OMG I can't tell who is who

It's like a scary episode of Gilligans island with identical twins....or something.

Someone ask a question only the real GL would know, like do ducks echo
 
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