I have a social function

[Evil_Frisky]

and I need a date... damn for the last eleven years I have't gone solo! Hell.. I don't even know what to do? I don't mingle much.. but I guess jermey would be an option (NOT ..... not even a joke fuckers) maybe I have time to hit a few Catholic book stores, or even bribe someone to escort me.. eh? This is scary.. I don't like being alone

 

[The Shadow]

go solo

 

[Carmen]

and I need a date... damn for the last eleven years I have't gone solo! Hell.. I don't even know what to do? I don't mingle much.. but I guess jermey would be an option (NOT ..... not even a joke fuckers) maybe I have time to hit a few Catholic book stores, or even bribe someone to escort me.. eh? This is scary.. I don't like being alone

jermey?
how long till the function? if its more than a few days, you could so get a date, hotstuff.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

jermey?
how long till the function? if its more than a few days, you could so get a date, hotstuff.

the function is on the 11th of december. I don't get out much but dang I need a date.. hehe

 

[Carmen]

the function is on the 11th of december. I don't get out much but dang I need a date.. hehe

you'll get a date, i'm sure.
OR, go alone and you might meet another single guy.
who is jermey?

 

[Dunk]

i wish i was down in weezy on business. i would gladly go as your date. solo is fun too. you can round up all the other solo attendants and get your own drinking games goin. you might even meet someone!

 

[wnt2bBeast]

id take jeremy..you know hes willing

 

[*MissFit*]

I need a date for the 4th

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you'll get a date, i'm sure.
OR, go alone and you might meet another single guy.
who is jermey?

Jeremy is the weird guy that is like 18 and followed me to work one day.. lol. Can't get that Im not interested in him. I made a post about it last week.

 

[vinylgroover]

I would have thought it's better to go single than with someone just for the sake of having a date.

Or you could buy George spellwin's player's guide to meeting men and find someone between now and the function.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

the function is on the 11th of december. I don't get out much but dang I need a date.. hehe

Is a date required for whatever this is?

Whatever you do, don't get desperate. And the other part about a girl showing up alone somewhere- there will always be guys ready to swoop in there and offer some company(or more). Going alone somewhere is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, I think it shows independence, and that can be sexy.

 

[*MissFit*]

I'm gonna bring my sister

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I need a date for the 4th

It's times like this I wish I lived in Canada.

 

[Carmen]

Jeremy is the weird guy that is like 18 and followed me to work one day.. lol. Can't get that Im not interested in him. I made a post about it last week.

OHHHH yes, him. lol
no, don't ask him.

 

[The Shadow]

Is a date required for whatever this is?

Whatever you do, don't get desperate. And the other part about a girl showing up alone somewhere- there will always be guys ready to swoop in there and offer some company(or more). Going alone somewhere is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, I think it shows independence, and that can be sexy.

yrp

 

[vinylgroover]

I'm gonna bring my sister

If you guys need a stunt dick, let me know.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'LL never get desperate.. I'd rather go alone. No big deal, I just like someone to dance with. I may ask a friend to come along to enjoy the amazing catering and drinks yum. either way.. I'll have a great time!

 

[*MissFit*]

I would only bring ym sister becuase work wants me to.. the novelty of twins

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If you lived closer to me, I'd go with you...

 

[RADAR]

If i could i would be happy to go with ya!


RADAR

 

[Evil_Frisky]

If you lived closer to me, I'd go with you...

Oh snap.. I'd love you company

 

[jerkbox]

fine, i'll go.....but i'm wearing my ninja gear

 

[Evil_Frisky]

If i could i would be happy to go with ya!


RADAR

I'd be privlidged to have you darlin...

 

[Lowest]

PLP... you've got a twin? DAMN is canada lucky, lol. And all you EF ladies, please stop saying you need dates. All us guys that need dates are now wishing we could oblige you but we live 2000 miles away. Or maybe that's just me, but either way, stop tempting me, it's not nice

 

[Evil_Frisky]

fine, i'll go.....but i'm wearing my ninja gear

Ok.. but jerky that remote is to flashy we will have to get you a black one M'kay.

 

[WODIN]

Do you need a "Date" or a "cockblocker" ? LMAO!!

 

[ChefWide]

"cockblocker"

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Do you need a "Date" or a "cockblocker" ? LMAO!!

Shhhhh... your not supposed to reveal that... hehe

 

[WODIN]

Shhhhh... your not supposed to reveal that... hehe

Well you have any good buddy guy friends then?

Just ask one of them and tell them you need someone to run interference and if they give you that duh look then say a cockblocker you dumbass.

LOL!!!

 

[WODIN]

You're wife should have never bought you a web cam.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Well you have any good buddy guy friends then?

Just ask one of them and tell them you need someone to run interference and if they give you that duh look then say a cockblocker you dumbass.

LOL!!!

You'd be surprised at how much I use that damn term lately. Everytime I use it I get that 'Deer in the headlights look' LOL

 

[Delinquent]

and I need a date... damn for the last eleven years I have't gone solo! Hell.. I don't even know what to do? I don't mingle much.. but I guess jermey would be an option (NOT ..... not even a joke fuckers) maybe I have time to hit a few Catholic book stores, or even bribe someone to escort me.. eh? This is scary.. I don't like being alone

I swear, Jeremy must be the one of the most mispelled names. I've had it spelled: Jermey, jeramy, jermeny, jerimy, etc. AFAIK, there is really only one way to spell it lol

 

[The Shadow]

Jeremy = shitouttaluck

 

[jaded]

I'll go with you

 

[SoreArms]

you shouldn't have a hard time getting a date, whats this world coming to. Is Louisiana full of faigs? Fly me out and you got a date.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you shouldn't have a hard time getting a date, whats this world coming to. Is Louisiana full of faigs? Fly me out and you got a date.

Will you remove the underware? Or atleast put a clean pair on?

And yes to answer your question.. Louisiana is full of fags. LOL.

I'll send my private jet to get you.. how bout that? hehe

 

[Kroliczek]

I will go with you.Talk about bringing a party to life!

We will liven the party up a bit...I am always good at this, but I don't think you need coaching...lol.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I will go with you.Talk about bringing a party to life!

We will liven the party up a bit...I am always good at this, but I don't think you need coaching...lol.

We can leave them all wondering..

 

[Kroliczek]

We can leave them all wondering..

Yes. I hope that it is not work related...lol...you may lose your job!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Yes. I hope that it is not work related...lol...you may lose your job!

oops.... hehe.. Its actually a company party. Last year we had an employee start stripping right there in the middle of the dance floor. Really shocked the owner of the company..LOL. Sometimes open bar is a bad thing..

 

[The Shadow]

lol


it was you........


"stripper"...LMAO

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol


it was you........


"stripper"...LMAO

LOL.. heck no.

I only strip in privacy and only for select person

He was actually male and seriously shouldn't have taken his shirt off

 

[The Shadow]

lol


The Few..the Proud...the Select

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol


The Few..the Proud...the Select

 

[The Shadow]

lol

You smacked me

 

[jaded]

I'll go with you

J/K of course, but i'm sure you will find someone to take you
Or, you could go by yourself and pick up new men!