I HAVE A SECRET ADMIR.....ummm.....HATER

[bigAragorn]

This was emailed to me today from an account just made to harrass my non violent and totally nice self. It reads:

Hey! How's it going homo. I just wanted to write to you and tell you that you are a big fucking meathead. I've seen you around.. You thin your big and tough but tell me are you're balls shrinking from all those steroids. Keep working on your body though cause you and I both know that you don't have looks or brains going for you. Your pathetic.


Now fuck....i mean yeah im big and a tough and thin wow that was nice but a meathead thats the last fuckin straw......is it possible i could find out who the fuck this is.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

You were right when you were about to say secret admirer.. If someone is going to go thru trouble to insult you, they are actually flirting with you.. He/she (probobly a he), wants your shrinking nuts, and wants to suck the head of your meat (hence the meathead comment).

 

[big4life]

Hey, at least this person seems to know you in real life. I have had someone doing that to me for the last year almost, and they only know me from the net. I have gotten to where I just delete mail that goes to this box. Anyone that knows me, uses my other e-mails. This one is just a dump e-mail for a couple sites I belong to.

 

[bigAragorn]

You were right when you were about to say secret admirer.. If someone is going to go thru trouble to insult you, they are actually flirting with you.. He/she (probobly a he), wants your shrinking nuts, and wants to suck the head of your meat (hence the meathead comment).

LOL for the record my balls have not shrunk i mean i take proper precautions jebus.

 

[prophet]

i have a homosexual admirer.....guy freaks me out

 

[TheProject]

Sounds like Nathan to me.

 

[Nathan]

Sounds like Nathan to me.

You'd think so wouldn't you? It isn't me though. Could be BigAndy69. Seriously though, I would have done something clever like that except for the fact that I'm afraid he'd respond with the same nonsensical forwarded messages he keeeps sending me as is. hat the fuck is up with that crap BA? I mean criminy? I honestly have not been able to find one coherent message in any of those forwarded e-mails.

 

[Pebcak]

BigA..it's me...

thought it would be a good joke, refering to the homosexual overtones in tLotR.

Hahahaa. Just kidding. I actualy have a grasp on the English language.

Pebcak

 

[bigAragorn]

no it isnt ba69 i asked him and Nathan you were the only other person i thought would do it as a joke ( because of all the shitty emails i send to you through that email addy ) but now out of all the people who have that email addy it could only be a close friend who is pissed off at my success with steroids and is just plain hatin

im waiting for another one.

oh and Pebcak fuck you