I have a pest problem.

[CipherLock]

This cat keeps coming into my garden and shitting all over the plants. I think the cat thinks it's cool or some shit but it's just pissing me and all the guys aroud my place off.

It's the saddest looking cat you ever saw too, totally undernourished and underdeveloped. Just your average useless, needs to be put to sleep tomcat.

Thing just keeps slinking around being a pest.
Does Elite have pest control?

 

[WODIN]

is it a black one with one eye?

 

[CipherLock]

nah, it's tabby and hangs out on fence tops

 

[vixenbabe]

Moth .....balls! Make sure they are kept "dry".....

 

[ohashi]

Poor ball-less moths.

 

[tomcat]

I'd bet this Cat probably has a bigger pkg than you, and he's
probably been fixed..

 

[onerepmaximum]

Before clicking on this thread, I fully expected the solution to be "shave your nuts". You still can if you like.

 

[CipherLock]

Before clicking on this thread, I fully expected the solution to be "shave your nuts". You still can if you like.

You have high expectations son. I'll try that tonight and let you know how it goes.

 

[Bullit]

Opps.. I thought this was goinf to be about shadowfucknut posts.