i have a mini dog.

[Puc]

please no penis jokes. i admit to being a white man with small hands.

NOW.... i am puppy sitting for the parents this weekend. they just got a pooch. it weighs 2 pounds and looks a little like gizmo from gremlins.

So i ask mom how big it will get fully grown. she says "3 pounds"

it is an animated stuffed animal. the cutest thing i have ever seen and it is going to stay this way. holy fuck i am more in touch with my fem side now. it gives me kisses and i want to cry.

please, flame me now. i need it.

 

[KEL]

Puppies are fun

 

[Puc]

it sleeps with me. lays on my chest. gives me kisses. her name is katie. i want to take her home with me.

of couse, i have just lost my leverage in the family, now that i am no longer the baby. my mother has replaced me. i can't blame her, though, because katie is much better behaved and cuter than i was at that age (i had a big head).

come here girl... katie.. good girl, good girl!

 

[Big Jroy]

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I know you like them small and cute but this is fucking ridiculous, you should light your pubic hair on fire and run screaming down the street while beating yourself over the head with a 5-iron to atone for that cutesy atrocity of a post. You are a dude, dude! You are not supposed to find yappy little carpet rats of mutts like that cute. You are supposed to have a Doberman with an upside down pentagram on it's collar called Satan, or a hunting dog called Bo, or a frickin' pittbull called Tyson or Rocky or some shit. Show me a man with one of those barking hamsters on a leash and I'll show you a man who taped every episode of Will and Grace. Next you'll be manicuring the mutt's toenails and wrapping it in pink ribbons and eating it out after it licks Pedigree Chum off your balls.

There's only one way to redeem your sorry-ass excuse for masculinity, Rat-Fight. Find yourself a big ass rat and pit the two of them against each other in a confined space and lay out bets with all your friends.

 

[talonracer]

I know you like them small and cute but this is fucking ridiculous, you should light your pubic hair on fire and run screaming down the street while beating yourself over the head with a 5-iron to atone for that cutesy atrocity of a post. You are a dude, dude! You are not supposed to find yappy little carpet rats of mutts like that cute. You are supposed to have a Doberman with an upside down pentagram on it's collar called Satan, or a hunting dog called Bo, or a frickin' pittbull called Tyson or Rocky or some shit. Show me a man with one of those barking hamsters on a leash and I'll show you a man who taped every episode of Will and Grace. Next you'll be manicuring the mutt's toenails and wrapping it in pink ribbons and eating it out after it licks Pedigree Chum off your balls.

There's only one way to redeem your sorry-ass excuse for masculinity, Rat-Fight. Find yourself a big ass rat and pit the two of them against each other in a confined space and lay out bets with all your friends.

This post made me spit my drink all over the place............

 

[Puc]

tommarow this little bitch starts a cycle of tren and gets a spiked collar!!!!

 

[Puc]

snookie-wookie-poopie-cookie.... come here katie... good girl! good girl!

(ill teach her how to kill tomarrow, i promise )

 

[Puc]

darktoothinmyass fuck u!!!!!!!!! fucking faggot!!!!!!!!! fuck u u faggot!!!!!!! faggot!!!!!!

 

[nicknot]

http://dogtracker.slweb.com/Summit2/pages/Mini Bull Terrier.htm


this is a mini dog !