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I hate them squirrels

foreigngirl

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I used to like them and think they are cute and shit, but God forbid if I have a little bit more garbage than it takes in my 2 thrash cans and they are all up in that shit!!! They get inside, tear the bags and spread that shit everywhere. BTW, since when they eat goddamn chicken?
 
i shot one with a bb gun when i was 14 and i cried. i hate hunting
 
I'm terrified of squirrels. At least you don't have a crazy woman that drops fucking hundreds of peanuts around the trees to feed them every morning when she walks her poodle. Hibernate?? These squirrels are the fattest & healthiest rodents I've ever seen. They babies and they don't leave. Its like National Geographic.

Oh, the sunbathing on my patio . . . unbelievable. My next door neighbor had a trap, the squirrel was lying on the rail and didn't even care about the trap.
 
buffer1 said:
make some draino balls for them,the won't come back
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lololol..no seriously, how do you make draino balls? I know they ate the chicken nuggets I tossed


mammoth - I havent seen racoon in this town here, but those damn little things are everywhere
 
nycgirl said:
I'm terrified of squirrels. At least you don't have a crazy woman that drops fucking hundreds of peanuts around the trees to feed them every morning when she walks her poodle. Hibernate?? These squirrels are the fattest & healthiest rodents I've ever seen. They babies and they don't leave. Its like National Geographic.

Oh, the sunbathing on my patio . . . unbelievable. My next door neighbor had a trap, the squirrel was lying on the rail and didn't even care about the trap.
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they learn after a while
 
nycgirl said:
I'm amazed at how civilzed they are. They consider themselves residents of this complex.
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lol..just like those pigeons at the piaza in Rome :lmao: They are domesticated without you even training them.
Now I know why the neighboors dog barkes all the time - chasing those little monsters
 
Pandora_ said:
lololol..no seriously, how do you make draino balls? I know they ate the chicken nuggets I tossed


mammoth - I havent seen racoon in this town here, but those damn little things are everywhere
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go to the store get a can of Draino,the crytal stuff not the liquid,then get some bread put a little peanut butter on it open your can of Draino,pour some on to the bread then roll the bread in your hand and make some little balls,then if you like put some kind of whatevr kind of thing you think they make like to entice them on the outside,like some soup stock or chicken grease,then just put them on top of your garbage can and they'll have a blast,only for a few secs
 
buffer1 said:
go to the store get a can of Draino,the crytal stuff not the liquid,then get some bread put a little peanut butter on it open your can of Draino,pour some on to the bread then roll the bread in your hand and make some little balls,then if you like put some kind of whatevr kind of thing you think they make like to entice them on the outside,like some soup stock or chicken grease,then just put them on top of your garbage can and they'll have a blast,only for a few secs
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and then the stench will start and other ones are gonna come anyways. I need to keep them away permanently
 
Pandora_ said:
and then the stench will start and other ones are gonna come anyways. I need to keep them away permanently
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no they'll fuck off,cause that shit will hit there tummy and all hell will break loose
 
They're tree rats. The only reason why people think they're cute is because they have fluffy tails. American Gray Squirrels are mean, nasty little vermin. The English Red Squirrels are much less nasty, but their territory is being taken over by the more aggressive gray squirrels now.
 
Mr. dB said:
They're tree rats. The only reason why people think they're cute is because they have fluffy tails. American Gray Squirrels are mean, nasty little vermin. The English Red Squirrels are much less nasty, but their territory is being taken over by the more aggressive gray squirrels now.
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there is a mix of them here - gray and black.


buffer - will their dead bodies stay in my back yard or they'll leave and then the shit is gonna kick in?
 
Pandora_ said:
there is a mix of them here - gray and black.


buffer - will their dead bodies stay in my back yard or they'll leave and then the shit is gonna kick in?
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no they will bugger off,they'll know something is wrong and get the fuck outta dodge
 
Pandora_ said:
then thats good



Soklu - :lmao: are they good soft meat?
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lol
well i dotn think so, its been a while since i ate it
my mom would do the legs and stuff i think
i dont know bout the bodies
but shed roll them in flour and fry them
and fix biscuits and gravy and it was good:)
now get to fixin that dinner and ill make hammy bring me and well have dinner
 
Foreigngirl, I know exactly how YOU should get rid of them...























































































































































































































































































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SoKlueles said:
lol
well i dotn think so, its been a while since i ate it
my mom would do the legs and stuff i think
i dont know bout the bodies
but shed roll them in flour and fry them
and fix biscuits and gravy and it was good:)
now get to fixin that dinner and ill make hammy bring me and well have dinner
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lol....some whine with that mam?





swole - I'll kill you 1. for the strech 2. for the sprinklers bitch :evil:
 
Pandora_ said:
lololol..no seriously, how do you make draino balls? I know they ate the chicken nuggets I tossed


mammoth - I havent seen racoon in this town here, but those damn little things are everywhere
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Consider yourself lucky. Do your squirels knock over and open the garbage cans too?
Damn racoons here are 2 times bigger than a fat cat.
 
Mammoth2500 said:
Consider yourself lucky. Do your squirels knock over and open the garbage cans too?
Damn racoons here are 2 times bigger than a fat cat.
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Draino balls work good for them too,just a bit bigger
 
Mammoth2500 said:
Consider yourself lucky. Do your squirels knock over and open the garbage cans too?
Damn racoons here are 2 times bigger than a fat cat.
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they can get in there if the lid is not shut tightly, wich happens sometimes if there is more bags then the trash can holds. And then all hell brakes loose
 
Its too bad they can't read your posts, or understand english to here your yapping. Because, it they could....They would get the fuck out of Dodge ASAP!!!!!
 
awittyusername said:
Its too bad they can't read your posts, or understand english to here your yapping. Because, it they could....They would get the fuck out of Dodge ASAP!!!!!
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here my yapping or hear my yapping?


it they could or if they could?
 
You need a good 22. I would go with an air gun. Thats all the power needed.

Im thinking something in the 600-1100 FPS. A nice shot to the upper body, preferably head will do the trick. Then feed the squirel to the Racoons. Squirels will think twice be4 trashing your garbage.
 
PolfaJelfa said:
You need a good 22. I would go with an air gun. Thats all the power needed.

Im thinking something in the 600-1100 FPS. A nice shot to the upper body, preferably head will do the trick. Then feed the squirel to the Racoons. Squirels will think twice be4 trashing your garbage.
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lol.....

head is too small to aim at. I'll feed the neighbours Rotweiller with them
 
I use to try and feed the birds and I had a time with squirrels
So I got a BB gun and got pretty good at shooting it. :D

But now I have cats.. So no feeders or squirrels! :kitty:
 
Pandora_ said:
I used to like them and think they are cute and shit, but God forbid if I have a little bit more garbage than it takes in my 2 thrash cans and they are all up in that shit!!! They get inside, tear the bags and spread that shit everywhere. BTW, since when they eat goddamn chicken?
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they just love your leftover cookin'.
 
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