I don't care if I'm vitamin D defficient, fuck I hate being in the sun, I burn bad, then I go from red to sort of tan to totally peeling, even my boobs are peeling FML

I'm transluscent whitegross.. and you wonder why your husband is more interested in fish.
nice pasty life
wait aren't you a beaner?
Have you tried melantan 2. It's awesome. Oh, will I get banned for a serious response.....
I also hate the sun
actually, you're pushing a product that is sold by sponsors...and, even though you misspelled the shit out of it, you'll probably be promoted to mod by the end of the week...
Ohhhhhh shiiiiit
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actually, you're pushing a product that is sold by sponsors...and, even though you misspelled the shit out of it, you'll probably be promoted to mod by the end of the week...
Where can I get some of this melon tan?
how the fuck would anyone even know if you had a tan, inkmeister??
hence why i stay out of the sun, father time.
He's busy writing me big checks
How'd you know the furnace was in the basement, you fuckin stocker!
How'd you know the furnace was in the basement, you fuckin stocker!
No, it's stocker.
It's EF lingo, a joke.
Stop watching so much tranny porn and pay attention.
It's EF lingo, a joke.
Stop watching so much tranny porn and pay attention.
Who are all of these new fucking queers
Fuck off you pasty pile of gnome dicks
Just finished Melanotan 2 and it was a success. Girlfriend and I went to Mexico end of August. I never tan and just burn in fuckin 10 minutes. Started injections about two weeks out. Didn't burn, and got an awesome tan! I ordered it from the site the mods push here.
Can I shill?
hahahahahha fuck im dying
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