i hate passing by people

[Sub-Zero]

in the gym especially, its always awkward to try and pass by someone. i swear to fucking god i feel like im doing football juking drills.

so i saw a decent looking older female trainer coming towards me so i move literally as far right as i could almost against the machines by the walls....and she tries to go to the side of me thats against the wall wtf? so im like uhh and start to move over to the left...then she does. then i go back to the right and just stand still till she walks around me.

i swear, some people

 

[sixxtoes]

when i was fat i had a hard time getting around people to

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol thanks dick tracy

 

[Smurfy]

in the gym especially, its always awkward to try and pass by someone. i swear to fucking god i feel like im doing football juking drills.

so i saw a decent looking older female trainer coming towards me so i move literally as far right as i could almost against the machines by the walls....and she tries to go to the side of me thats against the wall wtf? so im like uhh and start to move over to the left...then she does. then i go back to the right and just stand still till she walks around me.

i swear, some people

this always works to break the ice in a situation like that: "Shall we dance?"

 

[Sub-Zero]

this always works to break the ice in a situation like that: "Shall we dance?"

lol, i had my ipod in, i woulda probably just yelled it in her face.

on another note, i just realized my traps are bleeding from the squat bar

 

[Smurfy]

lol, i had my ipod in, i woulda probably just yelled it in her face.

on another note, i just realized my traps are bleeding from the squat bar

fuckyeah. now you're talking


why am i still at work

 

[nimbus]

tell the bitch you're always supposed to stay to the right, just like driving

 

[Sub-Zero]

tell the bitch you're always supposed to stay to the right, just like driving

if youre not right your wrong

 

[swole]

lol, sometimes i take the longest possible route to my machine just to avoid having to dodge people and random benches in a certain area

but then other times i don't give a fuck and just storm through everything and everyone, esp when i'm hella focused/just shot up that day/pissed at everything/roid raging

but i'm def only acting silly around hot females, depending on what i'm doing i'm either pumped they can see me deadlifting, or feel funny when they are facing me as i do lat pulldowns

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol, sometimes i take the longest possible route to my machine just to avoid having to dodge people and random benches in a certain area

but then other times i don't give a fuck and just storm through everything and everyone, esp when i'm hella focused/just shot up that day/pissed at everything/roid raging

but i'm def only acting silly around hot females, depending on what i'm doing i'm either pumped they can see me deadlifting, or feel funny when they are facing me as i do lat pulldowns

a lady smiled at me cause i let her walk ahead of me to get water

 

[swole]

a lady smiled at me cause i let her walk ahead of me to get water

girls love polite jacked dudes

 

[Sub-Zero]

girls love polite jacked dudes

lol i hope to have sex with a real live girl someday

 

[jackangel]

first post is funny ha ha i'm stoned

 

[Sub-Zero]

first post is funny ha ha i'm stoned

hopefully ill be soon

 

[crazyjoe]

in the gym especially, its always awkward to try and pass by someone. i swear to fucking god i feel like im doing football juking drills.

so i saw a decent looking older female trainer coming towards me so i move literally as far right as i could almost against the machines by the walls....and she tries to go to the side of me thats against the wall wtf? so im like uhh and start to move over to the left...then she does. then i go back to the right and just stand still till she walks around me.

i swear, some people

Next time someone does that, just wait till you're side by side and point you're ass toward them and fart. They will never get in you're way again.

 

[biteme]

in the gym especially, its always awkward to try and pass by someone. i swear to fucking god i feel like im doing football juking drills.

so i saw a decent looking older female trainer coming towards me so i move literally as far right as i could almost against the machines by the walls....and she tries to go to the side of me thats against the wall wtf? so im like uhh and start to move over to the left...then she does. then i go back to the right and just stand still till she walks around me.

i swear, some people

LOL. I know what you mean here.

 

[Jon79]

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[Tweakle]

tell the bitch you're always supposed to stay to the right, just like driving

it's funny seeing people from countries where they drive on the left try to negociate their way on the sidewalk.

but come on, you're big enough that people should bounce off you if they walk into you so they should be passing for you... I had to do the spazz tangon with chick on crutches the other day, she only had one leg. It was embarassing yet strangely arousing.

 

[hyp1]

in the gym especially, its always awkward to try and pass by someone. i swear to fucking god i feel like im doing football juking drills.

so i saw a decent looking older female trainer coming towards me so i move literally as far right as i could almost against the machines by the walls....and she tries to go to the side of me thats against the wall wtf? so im like uhh and start to move over to the left...then she does. then i go back to the right and just stand still till she walks around me.

i swear, some people

she obviously wanted your cawk,bro