I hate myself

[Nathan]

I'm at the gym, working out all hard and stuff. You can tell I'm going balls-to-the-walls since I'm drewling during sets. My shit is starting to kick in a bit, I'm up like 5 lbs, I can feel the water weight coming but don't yet mind so much. Pumps are great and I'm almost up to 6 solid reps of 3 25lb plates per side on skull crushers. These two chicks are looking at me and giggling so I'm all, "Yep, I'm da man. 4 real yo."
A little bit later, I get to thinking to thinking that maybe I had something on my face or maybe those damn girls were laughing cause I looked mentally retarded or something. I almomst went up to those stupid girls and said, "You know, you aren't all that good looking you assholes." Then I got to thinking about all the times I was walking down the street and saw a girl check me out and it occurred to me that maybe their internal dialogue went something like, "Poor retard. He looks lost. I'm sure fucking glad I'm not that ugly." I started to feel very sorry for myself. Why doesn't anyone love me? I used to get some hot, nice chicks. This is all terribly unfair and no one should have to go through life looking like as much of a stupid, stupid boy as I do. This is me reaching out.

 

[Citruscide]

You should be easy to do an impersonation pic of...

C-ditty

 

[HumorMe]

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[bdog527]

percieved confidence...

That's what it's all about. Even if you feel like the biggest sack of shit in Canada if the girls think otherwise you are good to go.

You're easily one of the funniest girls on this board. Are you saying you with that creative mind you can't think of shit to say?

 

[biteme]

Don't feel so bad, you could have it worse. Granted, you are ugly but that's not so bad. There are many advantages to being ugly. I can't think of any right now, but there must be some. My ex-wife cheated on me. Left me out in the cold. Made a pact that she would have the career while I took the lower paying job so that our daughter would not suffer. I watched my daughter almost every night for 2 years while she went to school. And instead of going to the library like she said. She was out screwing some guy while I waited up for her past 10:30p.m. She would sometimes screw me after screwing him and I never knew it until the end. I will skip all the rest of the shit she put me through because it would take 5 pages to write it. Recently her new fiancee and her bought a house with 56 acres of land. Probably 300,000 dollars. Who said what goes around comes around? Bullshit, another old wives tale with no evidence to back it up. Bottom line is she is a good looking woman without a heart that knows how to work a man. She will always get what she wants. There are many like her. The bad people win all the time whether we want to believe it or not.

 

[HumorMe]

percieved confidence...


You're easily one of the funniest girls on this board.

 

[Nathan]

Don't feel so bad, you could have it worse. Granted, you are ugly but that's not so bad. There are many advantages to being ugly. I can't think of any right now, but there must be some. My ex-wife cheated on me. Left me out in the cold. Made a pact that she would have the career while I took the lower paying job so that our daughter would not suffer. I watched my daughter almost every night for 2 years while she went to school. And instead of going to the library like she said. She was out screwing some guy while I waited up for her past 10:30p.m. She would sometimes screw me after screwing him and I never knew it until the end. I will skip all the rest of the shit she put me through because it would take 5 pages to write it. Recently her new fiancee and her bought a house with 56 acres of land. Probably 300,000 dollars. Who said what goes around comes around? Bullshit, another old wives tale with no evidence to back it up. Bottom line is she is a good looking woman without a heart that knows how to work a man. She will always get what she wants. There are many like her. The bad people win all the time whether we want to believe it or not.

Not to be a dick but I can't help but notice that in your post there is as lot of 'me' and 'my', etc. Let's kep this Nathan focussed alright here people? Second, I don't think I'm ugly on account of the fact that I hot chicks have been attracted to me in the past and I don't think it was all charm....ahem.

 

[Nathan]

percieved confidence...

That's what it's all about. Even if you feel like the biggest sack of shit in Canada if the girls think otherwise you are good to go.

You're easily one of the funniest girls on this board. Are you saying you with that creative mind you can't think of shit to say?

You're giving me humor? Thanks a pantload. Thanks like saying Alvin's the good-looking and popular one, Simon is the smart one, and Theodore, well Theodore is the one who is so dumb it's funny. Thanks but no thanks. Oh, and don't think that every last problem in life can't be fixed with a reference to The Chipmunks because it can. So there.

 

[bdog527]

You're giving me humor? Thanks a pantload. Thanks like saying Alvin's the good-looking and popular one, Simon is the smart one, and Theodore, well Theodore is the one who is so dumb it's funny. Thanks but no thanks. Oh, and don't think that every last problem in life can't be fixed with a reference to The Chipmunks because it can. So there.

It's your world baby. I'm just trying to live in it. Ya heard me?

 

[Latamier]

I hate to break it to you like this bro, but all those HOT chicks you had in the past just felt sorry for you!

 

[Nathan]

I hate to break it to you like this bro, but all those HOT chicks you had in the past just felt sorry for you!

That was harsh dude.

This is the loneliest thread ever. Stop calling me ugly! I hate you all!

 

[Nathan]

www.euthanasia.org


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/kevorkian

Message received loud and clear. To death with me then. One last thing before i go: TRY SPELLING DECEIT RIGHT YOU FUCKING MORON! REMEMBER "I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C" RETARD. LOSER.

 

[HumorMe]

Bump

 

[PoyeBoy]

no no, you hat yourself

I hop i don dye

 

[Nathan]

lol, I will wager that you looked for a long time to find something wrong... hahah kudos for you!


You seem depressed Nathan. I can heal your pathetic existance by kicking you in the gonads!

Actually, i was about to hit "submit reply", looke dup a bit and saw the glaring error retard. You wish it was as hard for everyone else to understand grammar as it is for you but, brother, that ain't the case.

 

[HumorMe]

looke dup a bit

Is that English?

 

[Nathan]

Is that English?

Actually it's Old English. Roughly translated it means: "HumorMe can shove the feces of ten sterile men up his anus and dance until he dies of exhaustion." Go fuck yourself in the face.

 

[HumorMe]

Actually it's Old English. Roughly translated it means: "HumorMe can shove the feces of ten sterile men up his anus and dance until he dies of exhaustion." Go fuck yourself in the face.

Damn, It says all of that!?!

You are a trip.....a bad trip........but nonetheless a trip.