I had a bad day

[Toothless]

I'm so angry right now!!!!

I got up today and had a shower with my sister, as I normally do. Where I come from, incest is legal, so there is no shame in this east indian's game.

I got a phone call from my so-called 'friend', Satanic Goatslayer. He asked if I wanted to go shoot some pool lifeguards with harpoon guns and slings. I said okay. I should have known better though. Ever since he came to my house and I fooled him with the gin, he's been a little angry with me.

So he picks me up in his Lada and we head on down to the pool. Well, as soon as I get out, he grabs me by the turban and put my head in the door track, and then slams the door on my neck.

I was like, "FUCK MAN!!!!!! WHY FOR DID YOU DO THAT???!!!"

And then he kicked me in the bag.

I fell to the ground, one hand on my neck, the other on my scrotum, and then the fucking asshole stood over top of me and started to sing Radar Love to me.

I tried to move, but he kept stomping on my face with those fucking cork boots of his, then he pulled a jackknife from his toolbelt and started to slice my arms up.

I managed to kick him in the shins and drag myself to the nearest tree, but soon after, he came and sprayed lysol in my eyes. I am not too sure what happened after, but I have no feet and my head is missing an ear.

So, Satanic Goatslayer, if you're reading this......

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Stop whining you smelly sikh.

You're lucky I didn't take the time out to flip your body inside out and feed you your innards, you ungrateful heathen.

One last warning to you, Toothless East Indian:

If I hear even one more peep out of that deformed toothless flapper of yours, I'm going to head over to your shanty town, violate your sister and stuff you in a giant turban which I'll light on fire at the Celebration of the Carrots.

Got that straight, paki??

 

[Toothless]

I'm not scared of you.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I've had enough of your lip. Next time I see you, you will die.

 

[SAGAT]

hmmm....do i smell......multiple personality disorder....? hmmmmmmm....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Multiple personalities are for people with dementia and folks suffering from alcoholism.

Etched in stone was the lone cricket.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

TIP of the day:

Fill a light bulb with gasoline then screw it back in,when your victim turns the light on it blows up.