I graduated the other night

[Nathan]

Being the all-star that I am, I was baked and so fell asleep for pretty much the entire thing. The stuff I remember was boring as hell anyways so I don't think I missed much. They were reigning in the 31st chancellor of the university or some shit so I just closed my eyes and pictured the chancellor as a hot 6-foot blonde with a tight ass and huge tits. And now for a poem:


The friscolating moonlight
Spills over the undulating valley.
The toilet bowl shows might,
Feces in your face.

The baby will throttle
Whatever scrotum it meets.
Like a message in a bottle,
Fecal matter floats.

Grasp at the waning light,
Your futile hold dwindles.
The time is right,
The foreskin is removed.

With a kiss I say goodbye,
The anus knows no end.
And with a loud sigh,
The phallus smacks hard.

 

[Ffactor]

You graduated from the convenience store. Proud of you.
Zippy Dippy Dang Dang!

 

[danielson]

u doing any post grad stuff? and isnt there usually a ball afterwards where u get hamered and sleep with someone?

 

[WODIN]

Your degree in astrophysics?

 

[Nathan]

Yes, my degree in astrophysics. I was supposed to graduate in the spring but I forgot to for "personal" reasons. So, none of my friends were graduating. Also, most of my friends and are still taking another year to finish up so they won't graduated until this spring. I'm tired of typing now. Over and out.

 

[WODIN]

So tell me where we are in the universe right now.

How about now....


Now....

 

[Lao Tzu]

goody. what now brown cow? a B.Sc. degree probably isnt enough to do in depth research. will you just join other research teams, get an unrelated grad degree or what?

:hart:

 

[supersizeme]

best poem of the day by far

"the anus knows no end" - that moved me

 

[Nathan]

Don't patronize me Nordstrom. I'll fucking kill you until your dead. I'm still not sure what will be next for me at this juncture. Right now, I am exploring the option of going to graduate school for science writing. That way, I could branch off and write books and shit if I so choose. I'll probably mainly write about white supremacy and why it makes so much damn sense if you just stop and think about it.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Don't patronize me Nordstrom. I'll fucking kill you until your dead. I'm still not sure what will be next for me at this juncture. Right now, I am exploring the option of going to graduate school for science writing. That way, I could branch off and write books and shit if I so choose. I'll probably mainly write about white supremacy and why it makes so much damn sense if you just stop and think about it.

You're preaching to the choir at this point. Nothing is more entertaining than a scientist with poor social skills who decides to write books about racism. wasn't there a nobel laureate who invented transistors who ended up writing books about white supremacy too? Maybe you can study under him.

PS, i am not 'patrioninzing' you as you so aptly claim. I am merely making an observation. I have come to the conclusion that you are childlike in nature and need gentle prodding to accomplish goals in life and i feel this burden has been placed upon me by powers i cannot fathom or question.

 

[Nathan]

You're preaching to the choir at this point. Nothing is more entertaining than a scientist with poor social skills who decides to write books about racism. wasn't there a nobel laureate who invented transistors who ended up writing books about white supremacy too? Maybe you can study under him.

PS, i am not 'patrioninzing' you as you so aptly claim. I am merely making an observation. I have come to the conclusion that you are childlike in nature and need gentle prodding to accomplish goals in life and i feel this burden has been placed upon me by powers i cannot fathom or question.

My social skills are just fine thanks. I'm Queen of the Ball around these parts. QUEEN OF THE BALL!!!!!! Fuck you.

 

[Lift Chief]

I'm graduating this spring, then killing myself.

 

[Nathan]

I'm graduating this spring, then killing myself.

Will you be leaving any massive student loan debts for some lucky family member to pay off?

 

[Pikaia]

congrats nathan!

now you can get your own 3am show with a grainy background of stars, while you explain the protean ways of celestial phenomena and how it correlates to bean curd sales in yemen.

 

[WODIN]

Where are we now?

Go back to school....the real world sucks ass.

Get a PHD then develop a phylosophy around pudding and write a book about that.

 

[Nathan]

Where are we now?

Go back to school....the real world sucks ass.

Get a PHD then develop a phylosophy around pudding and write a book about that.

You totally spelled philosophy wrong.

 

[slobberknocker]

Lucky bastard. I've got a couple more years. I hate school.

 

[Ffactor]

Yes, my degree in astrophysics. I was supposed to graduate in the spring but I forgot to for "personal" reasons. So, none of my friends were graduating. Also, most of my friends and are still taking another year to finish up so they won't graduated until this spring. I'm tired of typing now. Over and out.

Kewl, hey can you predict when my next bowel movements gonna be so I can make sure I have some tissue paper handy?

Zippy dippy dang dang!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Ah, quit your bitchin and go play with your superstrings