I gotta work on my huggin skillz

[KillahBee]

I think I'm selective with hugs and I can't figure out of that makes the girls like me more or less. Like, when I hug 4 of her friends but don't touch her does that make her:

a) think "why didn't he hug me ONMGOMGOMGF is there something wrong with me do i look fat in the jeans omgomgomg" and then fire up the Approval Seeking Missiles and be all on DEEEEEZ all night

OR

b) think "what a socially awkward d-bag with less game than the New York Knicks i can't believe i have to deal with him all night long and listen to his false posturing cause he has a dick the size of a female 4th grader nice haircut by the way you pussified cockjuggler"


?????

 

[Smurfy]

All of the above.

 

[calveless wonder]

I think I'm selective with hugs and I can't figure out of that makes the girls like me more or less. Like, when I hug 4 of her friends but don't touch her does that make her:

a) think "why didn't he hug me ONMGOMGOMGF is there something wrong with me do i look fat in the jeans omgomgomg" and then fire up the Approval Seeking Missiles and be all on DEEEEEZ all night

OR

b) think "what a socially awkward d-bag with less game than the New York Knicks i can't believe i have to deal with him all night long and listen to his false posturing cause he has a dick the size of a female 4th grader nice haircut by the way you pussified cockjuggler"


?????

just for me, fucker? you're so sweet

 

[puddlemonkey]

I think I'm selective with hugs and I can't figure out of that makes the girls like me more or less. Like, when I hug 4 of her friends but don't touch her does that make her:

a) think "why didn't he hug me ONMGOMGOMGF is there something wrong with me do i look fat in the jeans omgomgomg" and then fire up the Approval Seeking Missiles and be all on DEEEEEZ all night

OR

b) think "what a socially awkward d-bag with less game than the New York Knicks i can't believe i have to deal with him all night long and listen to his false posturing cause he has a dick the size of a female 4th grader nice haircut by the way you pussified cockjuggler"


?????

Since when is one suppose to care what women think?

 

[KillahBee]

Since when is one suppose to care what women think ?

I'm sorry, you're going to have to repeat the question.

I've never seen these two words placed next to one another in a sentence before and it startled me.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im really bad with hugs.

i never really grew up hugging my parents much i dont think.

i just find it awkward. if someone hugs me ill hug back, but i never initiate a hug with the wimmin.

guys ill grab all day long (in hetro, nice try guys) cause its more of an embrace with close friends and u can beat em up if they dont want it.

but i dont wanna be that creeper who just hugs random girls to feel their tits.

plus im not tryin to get all boned up at the wrong time while huggin the wimms

 

[calveless wonder]

its funny to see white people not used to hugging and kissing on the cheek.

like cracker ass girls i meet, the concept is so foreign and exotic to them or they get startled at first



guess you can say the same about asian culture. in japan, you only hug the person you are fucking

 

[Smurfy]

plus im not tryin to get all boned up at the wrong time while huggin the wimms

lmao classic.


I only hug family. I dont even hug best friends or friends Ive known my whole life. But in my family you hug everysinglefuckingone of them when you enter the family function, and then you do the same when you leave the family function. My dad has a large family. You seriously have to plan your exit with like 30 min to spare to cover all the hugs kisses and goodbyes. gotta love them Italians.

 

[KillahBee]

its funny to see white people not used to hugging and kissing on the cheek.

like cracker ass girls i meet, the concept is so foreign and exotic to them or they get startled at first



guess you can say the same about asian culture. in japan, you only hug the person you are fucking

My first intention is always to hug. In the right circles, everyone expects it. But in some others *cough*connecticut*cough* they get jumpy.

Plus, one of my favorite things to do if the girl I am hugging is either a total cunt or really shy, is to hug them and grab a chunk of the ol hair and sniff really loudly and with my face buried into em.

 

[KillahBee]

just for me, fucker? you're so sweet

I like to kick a man when he is at his lowest, and you my friends are at your LOWEST.

 

[calveless wonder]

I like to kick a man when he is at his lowest, and you my friends are at your LOWEST.

you know whats funny.

i supported Isiah till about 3 weeks ago.

but these "talented" players they have are all chumps. Mr Softies.
except david lee, nate robinson and maybe jamal crawford + renaldo balkman

 

[KillahBee]

you know whats funny.

i supported Isiah till about 3 weeks ago.

but these "talented" players they have are all chumps. Mr Softies.
except david lee, nate robinson and maybe jamal crawford + renaldo balkman

nate robinson is so dope

you guys fucking love that little shit

 

[wootoom]

i would worry about your looks first

 

[Arabian]

Go to a spooning party..


http://sports.webshots.com/photo/1495840438079928939NSJTcv

 

[calveless wonder]

nate robinson is so dope

you guys fucking love that little shit

we loved him then hated him for awhile till this year, when we loved him again. erratic and made stupid ass plays all the time.

this year though, he learned to figure out how to play under control. dude can shoot and is so fast

 

[Smurfy]

i would worry about your looks first

lol

 

[Jon79]

Go to a spooning party..


http://sports.webshots.com/photo/1495840438079928939NSJTcv

y u keep smilin at me dude? makes me nervous

 

[calveless wonder]

Go to a spooning party..


http://sports.webshots.com/photo/1495840438079928939NSJTcv

that's probably the closest those guys will get to a girls pussy in a long time

 

[KillahBee]

that's probably the closest those guys will get to a girls pussy in a long time

I was thinking as I'm looking at the pic "This may actually be the worst group of human beings I have ever seen in one place at one time"

 

[calveless wonder]

I was thinking as I'm looking at the pic "This may actually be the worst group of human beings I have ever seen in one place at one time"

lmao!


the middle girl could get it.

and the girl behind her could lick my balls

 

[Arabian]

y u keep smilin at me dude? makes me nervous

You saw that episode of the midget with Baio.. funny