I got thrown out of a strip club last night!

[Alkybanshee]

My brother for some reason had an empty ziplock baggie in his pocket, so I thought it would be funny to put a bunch of sweet-n-low and sugar in it to entice the ladies. Well it worked I had this one coke head bitch all over me and it was the funniest shit I've ever seen, she asked if we "partied" and I said you mean party huh? and slid the baggie out of my pocket and showed her, she was instantly ours for the rest of the night. Untill.... This fucking save the world stripper saw it hanging out of my pocket and went and told the managers, I was escorted out and told to leave. When I argued he said because we don't allow that kind of activity here. This is the best part, I pulled the ziplock out and opened it all over the floor, the stripper whores were pretty much crying because they thought I just wasted 500 dollars worth of blow. I told the manager it was sugar but that at least none of his whores were going to go into sugar shock tonight! What a dipshit.

 

[hardrock]

I gotta try that!

 

[alien amp pharm]

You should've told them it was anthrax when you dumped it out.

 

[gonelifting]

I say steal their good bar stools.

Good story though. Did they tell you not to come back?

 

[jerkbox]

what's the world coming to when you can't bring coke into a strip club anymore....damn

 

[Alkybanshee]

I say steal their good bar stools.

Good story though. Did they tell you not to come back?

No, they said I'm welcome back anytime, just not tonight. Fucktards....

 

[ChefWide]

very funny shit. I was in an adult entertainment establishment of that caliber some years back in D.C. I was ass over teacups shitfaced on oily-ass tequila, and tried to give the most beautiful woman in the world (tequila goggles) a fiver by putting it in my mouth and laying down on the stage face up.

Bad call.

Skippy the BrickShithouse and his partner, Urg, dragged my ass out and plopped me on the sidewalk. No questions asked.

 

[Alkybanshee]

what's the world coming to when you can't bring coke into a strip club anymore....damn

I'm not complaining, I'm just telling my funny story.

 

[Becoming]

Alky- that is some funny stuff bro.... I agree, next time tell them it is anthrax, not coke when you dump it on the floor...

 

[gonelifting]

No, they said I'm welcome back anytime, just not tonight. Fucktards....

That`s cool, They want your beer money. lol

Now I`ll be on the lookout for a member to post a thread about "How I threw some dude out of a bar for having sugar!"

Could happen, There`s alot of bouncers here. lol

Keep your eyes open.