I got this E-Mail.. FUNNY!!!

[dballer]

"I love those low cal bedtime snacks..haha. Just a little bite to eat just before you hit the sack...love them.

I had to superset these bites with the milk...then had to move onto breathing reps. Those were hard. Take a bite, several deep breaths, swallow...repeat. Those are tough.

I love my big belly too...and can't stand those who say..."but I don't want to get fat...I just want to get big...." Well...this is what I say...
"Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but don't nobody want to die."

 

[dballer]

along with this...

 

[jeep310]

Eat your protien!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

that looks so much better than this can of tuna and sliced bread out of the bag.

 

[Night Fly]

WOW!!! That's a big plate of spaghetti!!! Wonder who that belongs to???

 

[b fold the truth]

Ahhhhh..I just saw this!!!!!!

If you mix 2lb of hamburger with the pasta...it is great!!!! Trust me..it is.

B True

 

[dballer]

I love this thread.

 

[Warik]

bwahahaa.... I laugh at you dieters. If you could only see what I had for dinner last night.

-Warik

 

[dballer]

Post pics.

 

[69Muscle]

lol!

 

[Benzi]

emmmmm.
spagehetti

 

[b fold the truth]

I love being fat.

"So, you about to go to to bed?"

"Well, yeah, I need to eat first...and take my peanut butter to bed with me too."

B True

 

[dballer]

You should post the Hamburger Helper Pics

 

[b fold the truth]

I can't post pics...I'm not one of those ritzy members like ya'll are

B True

 

[dballer]

ok.. send them to me.. I will post all the pictures you want.

 

[Night Fly]

Hey Tom!!! How's it going down there in the boonies???

 

[Drizzt]

Hahah great post. I love that line in the first post

"Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die". Hehe great line =).

Drizz

 

[b fold the truth]

Never expected to see one of my emails on elite..hahahahahahahaha...

I will look for that hamburger helper pic tonight...

Wait..I think I have my shirt off in that pic..haha...you can see my fat gut!!!

B True

 

[dballer]

Hey Tom!!! How's it going down there in the boonies???

Well.... I am still alive. I am not around much.. but things are getting better, one day at a time. I guess I am just thankful for the boonies.. I could be stuck in the city.That would suck.

How are things up there??? Any big Chattanooga news??

 

[dballer]

Sorry B Fold.. I did a search and found it....


I love my diet....
My diet is great. 6lbs of hamburger and 3 boxes of hamburger helper.

B True

 

[b fold the truth]

Just sent you another one big man. You can see my large mound of food-bound storage too..haha.

B True

 

[polarpixie]

Hamburger Helper...YUM!!

Maybe I will have sloppy joe for lunch!!!!!!!! YUM!!!

 

[dballer]

Cookin!!!!!

 

[supersizeme]

wow that spaghetti looks really fucking good. i'm drinking 1% milk and eating a 6 inch chicken breast sub with nothing but tomatoes and pepper on it from subway. i am jared if he were to pick up a weight one day.

 

[b fold the truth]

I may be fat and dumb...but I can lift very heavy objects.

B True

 

[Night Fly]

I think I like WHO's cookin' better than what he's cookin'!!!

Yummy....****slirp****

 

[b fold the truth]

I have a better pic of me cookin'..hehe...not for sure if I should post it though..haha.

Slirp? As he blushes...heha

B True

 

[Night Fly]

Well.... I am still alive. I am not around much.. but things are getting better, one day at a time. I guess I am just thankful for the boonies.. I could be stuck in the city.That would suck.

How are things up there??? Any big Chattanooga news??

Glad to hear it!!!! Not much news in Chattanooga...haven't been here much, though. Yeah, city life would suck...even though I could live in it for a while...it would get old...FAST.

 

[polarpixie]

b_fold, wanna make me some sloppy joes while you're at it???


Mmmmmmm!!!

 

[b fold the truth]

Sloppy Joes? Well...I love them. I love to cook...especially when it involves hamburger.

Trying to weigh over 290...I think I am very very close...AND I'm much leaner now too...

Gotta go pack the cooler and head to work

B True

 

[dballer]

When I can eat again.. I am getting some of this stuff.

B Fold.... I will call you later this week. We gots some talking to do.

 

[b fold the truth]

Can't wait to hear from you. Gots some talking to do??? Uhh ohhh.....am I in trouble???



B True

 

[dballer]

Nah.. it is good stuff.

 

[dballer]

bump

 

[b fold the truth]

I'll be around tonight at work. Feel free to call big man.

B True

 

[Frackal]

bwahahaa.... I laugh at you dieters. If you could only see what I had for dinner last night.

-Warik

Let's compare physiques...